Madonna & A-Rod shop for $60 mil mansions

December 2nd, 2008 | Entertainment

Madonna and Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez are doing a super job keeping their relationship on the down low. Because you know what's always incredibly discreet? Shopping for $60 million mansions together in New York City. They should be spies. Page Six reports:

A knowledgeable real estate source tells us the kabbalah-crazed pop queen and the skirt-chasing power hitter are "discreetly looking at properties between Fifth and Park avenues, from just above 60th Street through the 80s.
"Madonna personally came to look at one house a couple of months ago, and Alex has been looking recently," the insider said. "We're talking about private, double-width mansions in the vicinity of $30 million to $60 million."
Madge and A-Rod are also interested in scoring a house "with a garage that you can drive into for additional privacy - although those are rare and hard to come by," our spy added. Another source said they were also looking in the Hamptons.

So, wait, $30 to $60 million for a "double-width" mansion and it doesn't even come with a garage? Christ, even my ~~shitty, dilapidated~~ quaint, child-friendly place has a garage. *light bulb* Excuse me, folks, I suddenly feel the need to move some real estate. Anyone know how many zeroes are in $50 gajillion?