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Tara Reid Apparently Went Commando

   
Here’s Tara Reid drunk off her ass with ex-fiance Michael Axtmann in Saint Tropez last night where she gave everyone a glimpse of whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Considering she’s been mangled by years of bargain plastic surgery I’m just amazed it doesn’t look like Mickey Rourke’s face down there, so this Read More ...


Tara Reid somehow engaged

Tara Reid's rep has confirmed she's engaged, according to Us Magazine. I'm going to assume the lucky man has only seen her naked in the pages of Playboy because there's no way he didn't shove his penis in a... ...read full story


Tara Reid in Playboy

Scans of Tara Reid's Playboy spread are already starting to leak online, but in an effort to avoid Hugh Hefner coming to my house and putting his old man balls on my face - "The Holly Madison," I believe... ...read full story


Tara Reid on the cover of Playboy

Tara Reid will apparently be topless in the latest issue of Playboy (above) in an effort to shut everyone up who keeps showing "old" pictures of her, according to a recent interview with WPIX: "I've been OK now for... ...read full story


Tara Reid hired as a spokesmodel? What the fu…

Location: BlackBerry Spokesmodel Hiring Offices EXEC #1: Well, it's your last day in this shithole, you gonna do something crazy? Maybe stir the coffee in the lounge with your penis? Flip everybody off? Take a dump on the boss's... ...read full story


Tara Reid is posing for Playboy

Hugh Hefner, what the fuck? From InTouch: The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara,... ...read full story


Tara Reid keeps wearing a bikini

Tara Reid continued her St. Tropez vacation yesterday by surprisingly ordering food instead of her usual canoe full of gin. Who knows? But in the meantime, I've figured out Tara Reid's like one of those Magic Eye posters: It's... ...read full story


Tara Reid in a bikini: Pure majesty

Here's Tara Reid vacationing with her new boyfriend Michael Axtmann in St. Tropez yesterday, and you guys go ahead and enjoy. I'll be doing something a little less damaging to my eyes like, I dunno, staring directly into the... ...read full story


Tara Reid is still a sloppy drunk and other news

- Jessica Simpson is looking happy. A little too happy. Which means the McRib's back. Aww yeah! [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Lopez turned 40 today. 40?! So, wait, 10 years ago I was fantasizing about a 30 year old... ...read full story