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Heidi Montag: ‘Can’t you see the sadness? In my butt.’

zurza — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 01:30:00 +0000

So the Heidi and Spencer split was officially scripted. Here's Heidi pretending to look sad in Malibu because when I know when I'm upset nothing truly conveys that emotion like playfully pointing my ass at a camera. You can... ...read full story

So this is what Armageddon looks like…

zurza — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:00:00 +0000

If Heidi & Spencer dressed up as Jon & Kate Gosselin didn't just open the doorway to Satan's fiery butthole, then frankly, folks, I don't think anything will. Except for maybe me thinking "Damn, Kate Gosselin kinda looks hot... ...read full story

Spencer Pratt comes out of the closet

zurza — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:45:00 +0000

In an interview with PopWrap, Spencer Pratt confirms what anybody who's ever seen his douchebeard has already known: He's not banging Heidi: PW: So it sounds like we shouldn't expect Speidi babies any time soon. Spencer: I'm not even... ...read full story

Spencer Pratt is definitely gay

zurza — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:45:00 +0000

Above is unedited footage from MTV's The Aftershow which features a clearly embarrassed host Jesse Cruickshank at a club with Heidi and Spencer after the Miss Universe 2009 Pageant. Watch as Heidi tries to do a lap dance for... ...read full story

Heidi Montag in a bikini

zurza — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:15:00 +0000

Since there's a beach in the Bahamas, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt took some time over the weekend to partake in one of their horribly canned photo shoots, and somebody needs to tell Spencer he can stop pimping Heidi's... ...read full story

Heidi Montag is a pain in Miss Universe’s ass

zurza — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:10:00 +0000

Seen here practicing yesterday for the Miss Universe Pageant, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been gigantic pains in the anus for pageant officials, according to Page Six: She's scheduled to perform at the Miss Universe Pageant at the... ...read full story

Spencer Pratt’s machine gun birthday cake

zurza — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:45:00 +0000

Dear NRA Enthusiasts, Meet your new poster child. He's all yours. - The Superficial (Thanks to Jonah Ray who's packing an arsenal - of love. Ladies?) Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News... ...read full story

Elle Macpherson’s still got it and other news

zurza — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:15:00 +0000

- Victoria Beckham goes overkill on the bronzer for her first day on American Idol. Even George Hamilton went "Are you kidding me?" then instructed his wife to tan him with a flamethrower. True story. [Lainey Gossip] - Brad... ...read full story

Heidi Montag’s Playboy Cover

zurza — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:00:00 +0000

Heidi Montag unveiled her new Playboy cover at the LA premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra last night which is smart considering it's a film aimed at fanboys whose only sexual outlet is porn. However, it's not... ...read full story

Heidi & Spencer are ‘End Times’ prophets now

zurza — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:00:00 +0000

After becoming social pariahs thanks to their shenanigans on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Outta Here!, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have officially taken the final dive into full-blown religious hysteria. The two appeared on conspiracy nutjob Alex Jo ...read full story