zurza » So Freaking Hot http://zurza.com the urge to zurza Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:56:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Sarah Palin Used To Do Coke, Black Guys http://zurza.com/sarah-palin-used-to-do-coke-black-guys/ http://zurza.com/sarah-palin-used-to-do-coke-black-guys/#comments Wed, 14 Sep 2011 18:06:14 +0000 zurza http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=997342 Sarah Palin Sarah Palin Sarah Palin 
Putting her opposition to Obama in perspective, Sarah Palin reportedly banged basketball star, and more importantly to her fanbase, not-white guy, Glen Rice shortly before marrying Todd and becoming snowmobiling cokeheads. So basically the most believable shit you’ll ever read in your life. RadarOnline reports: The book, which is due to be published on September Read More ...


]]> http://zurza.com/sarah-palin-used-to-do-coke-black-guys/feed/ 0 Halle Berry Wore a Bikini For Her Birthday http://zurza.com/halle-berry-wore-a-bikini-for-her-birthday/ http://zurza.com/halle-berry-wore-a-bikini-for-her-birthday/#comments Mon, 15 Aug 2011 17:55:15 +0000 zurza http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=942691    
This may come as a shock to a lot of you, but Halle Berry has really awesome breasts. So here they are in Malibu yesterday where she celebrated her 45th birthday, yet looked light years more awesome than the 38-year-old Heidi Klum. — From the front anyway. Granted, Halle’s only had one kid to Heidi’s Read More ...


]]> http://zurza.com/halle-berry-wore-a-bikini-for-her-birthday/feed/ 0 The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 40 http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-40/ http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-40/#comments Sat, 13 Aug 2011 18:00:55 +0000 zurza http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=938831 'This is what having children should do to your body, BITCH!' 'Looks like a deleted scene from Boys Don't Cry.' 'And what do we do with food, Candice? That’s right!' 
Welcome to the 40th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s quality over quantity this week, and just a reminder, I always save the best one for last. I’m pointing that out because this is the first time a ton of you called out a comment for being hilarious, and it actually Read More ...


]]> http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-40/feed/ 0 The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 38 http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-38/ http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-38/#comments Sat, 30 Jul 2011 17:04:32 +0000 zurza http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=913242 'Lord Vader, the more you tighten your bathroom regulations, the more pee that will slip into your fountains.' 'So, there are at least seven people who will be glad to see her face?' 'If it turns out she had a toy car jammed up her ass, my mind will totally be blown.' 
Welcome to the 38th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet loaded to maximum capacity with your comments because, and I mean this, you people are the real stars, except when it’s paycheck time and then you’re all mopeds. “McFeely who? I have no idea what that person looks like pantsless behind a Read More ...


]]> http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-38/feed/ 0 Cockblocked By War: A Review of ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’ http://zurza.com/cockblocked-by-war-a-review-of-%e2%80%98captain-america-the-first-avenger%e2%80%99/ http://zurza.com/cockblocked-by-war-a-review-of-%e2%80%98captain-america-the-first-avenger%e2%80%99/#comments Sat, 23 Jul 2011 05:46:30 +0000 zurza http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=900982    
“Oh, so now you’re accusing me of stealing your topless scenes. Where do you get off?” Gabe from Videogum wrote a pitch-perfect opening for his review of X-Men: First Class that now, even more than it did for that movie, says exactly how I felt about Captain America after the credits rolled which I sat entirely Read More ...


]]> http://zurza.com/cockblocked-by-war-a-review-of-%e2%80%98captain-america-the-first-avenger%e2%80%99/feed/ 0 The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 36 http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-36/ http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-36/#comments Sat, 16 Jul 2011 17:02:49 +0000 zurza http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=886892 'I got a haircut. Dad says I might be able to get a job now.' 'It’s the black Kia Sportage with the 14 kids inside it.' 'Captain, this facelift seems highly unnecessary.' 
Welcome to the 36th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet – God, these features grow up so fast, don’t they? – featuring a smattering of your comments hand-picked by Photo Boy and myself, so you can click a roof over our heads, and maybe a Ukrainian hooker or five. No pressure. On Read More ...


]]> http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-36/feed/ 0 The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 27 http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-27/ http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-27/#comments Sat, 14 May 2011 14:00:48 +0000 zurza http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=773611 'Hasta la vista, Marriage.' 'So, that’s where Heidi Montag’s original face went.' 'In response Hayden said, 'It ended when he told me he always wanted to bang the girl from Remember the Titans.'' 
Welcome to the 27th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, making this bad boy over half a year old, yet it’s still living in my basement. Anyway, this week, we’ve got a selection that’s as slim and lean as the Governator’s grope is long. And speaking of Arnold, to the two commenters Read More ...


]]> http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-27/feed/ 0 Rachel Bilson in a Bikini http://zurza.com/rachel-bilson-in-a-bikini/ http://zurza.com/rachel-bilson-in-a-bikini/#comments Mon, 25 Apr 2011 04:06:19 +0000 zurza http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=746392    
Because I left Serena Williams at the top of the page since, I dunno let’s say, 11 a.m. Friday, here’s Rachel Bilson in Barbados over the weekend. She’s there with Hayden Christensen who you’ll notice I cropped out of every single photo because George Lucas isn’t the only one around here who can digitally manipulate Read More ...


]]> http://zurza.com/rachel-bilson-in-a-bikini/feed/ 0 The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 20 http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-20/ http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-20/#comments Sat, 26 Mar 2011 15:48:18 +0000 zurza http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=702872 'Why does she always look like she’s been captured in the act of stumbling. She has the poise and grace of Stephen Hawkings.' 'I think people are missing the most tragic part of all this: 'I’m so over people bringing this past shit up!!!' contains a split infinitive.' 'Others Lady Gaga has labeled a genius:Madonna, her producers, her costume designer, gay people, the girl who makes her coffee, her dog, a photo of Albert Einstein, a toaster, some toast…' 
Welcome to the 20th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this week, I just want to say a huge, sincere thanks to how well you guys have taken to The Crap We Missed. It’s gone from pulling teeth to find great comments to Photo Boy (He’s gonna love that nickname.) and Read More ...


]]> http://zurza.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-20/feed/ 0 Snooki’s in a Swimsuit Again http://zurza.com/snooki%e2%80%99s-in-a-swimsuit-again/ http://zurza.com/snooki%e2%80%99s-in-a-swimsuit-again/#comments Mon, 21 Mar 2011 15:36:51 +0000 zurza http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=699851    
Snooki seems to have spent all last week taking a vacation from her arduous life of being filmed on vacation because here she is in Hawaii after exposing Vegas to her eight-foot long ass-crack. Which is actually impressive for a person small enough to qualify as a carry-on. “She’s more ass-crack now than woman, twisted Read More ...


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