Entries Tagged 'So Freaking Hot' ↓

Christina Ricci might have been drinking

Here's an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That's like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths... ...read full story


Ke$ha’s ass. I think.

I honestly haven't paid much attention to Ke$ha because up until now I thought she was just Lady GaGa after a shower. But here she is in London last night flashing what might be her ass. Don't quote me... ...read full story


How to Accept a Marriage Proposal

OR: Why I Keep a Bag Full of Cubic Zirconia Rings in My Glove Box.... ...read full story


Robert Pattinson really hates that vagina

Details just released more shots from their 10th Anniversary Issue featuring Robert Pattinson, and these pics really aren't doing the Twilight franchise any favors. This is clearly a man not happy to be in a room full of naked... ...read full story


Heidi Montag wants to make these bigger

I don't really have a quote or news item to go along with these pictures of Heidi in a tank top yesterday. Just the conventional wisdom that she won't stop enlarging her breasts until they dwarf our yellow sun.... ...read full story


This’ll wake you up.

Does Richie Rich actually design clothes? I ask because it seems like every single one of his fashion shows revolves around Pamela Anderson showing everyone where the hepatitis is. Maybe I'm just ignorant of the inner-workings of the fashion... ...read full story


Lady GaGa definitely doesn’t have a penis

Here's Lady GaGa at the Brit Awards last night effectively shooting down rumors she's an hermaphrodite. Apparently her Grammy outfit didn't do the job, so there was really no option but to go full clitoris. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN... ...read full story


Paris Hilton still wearing a bikini

Here's Paris Hilton sunbathing on a yacht in Rio yesterday which I'm posting instead of the non-surprising news that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden got engaged after pumping out two kids. For the record, I'm not saying this was... ...read full story


PlasticHeidi BotoxFace in Lingerie

And we're back to this. You know you're broke when you invite the paparazzi into your Valentine's Day suite that it's painfully clear no one is having sex in. Unless you count Spencer Pratt masturbating to gay porn while... ...read full story


Paris Hilton in a bikini and other slutty outfits

Here's Paris Hilton in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend where she promoted Devassa beer at Carnaval. Because when you're Brazilian and in need of refreshment that lasts forever in your urethra, Devassa's there. What? Was that not what... ...read full story