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September 14th, 2011 — Candid, Dirt, Entertainment, Glen Rice, Photos, Politics, So Freaking Hot, affair, captions, drugs, sarah palin
Putting her opposition to Obama in perspective, Sarah Palin reportedly banged basketball star, and more importantly to her fanbase, not-white guy, Glen Rice shortly before marrying Todd and becoming snowmobiling cokeheads. So basically the most believable shit you’ll ever read in your life. RadarOnline reports: The book, which is due to be published on September Read More ...
August 15th, 2011 — Candid, Dirt, Entertainment, Hot Bodies, Photos, So Freaking Hot, bikini, halle berry
This may come as a shock to a lot of you, but Halle Berry has really awesome breasts. So here they are in Malibu yesterday where she celebrated her 45th birthday, yet looked light years more awesome than the 38-year-old Heidi Klum. — From the front anyway. Granted, Halle’s only had one kid to Heidi’s Read More ...
August 13th, 2011 — Comments of the Week, Dirt, Entertainment, Most Important People, Photos, So Freaking Hot
Welcome to the 40th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s quality over quantity this week, and just a reminder, I always save the best one for last. I’m pointing that out because this is the first time a ton of you called out a comment for being hilarious, and it actually Read More ...
July 30th, 2011 — Comments of the Week, Dirt, Entertainment, Most Important People, Photos, So Freaking Hot
Welcome to the 38th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet loaded to maximum capacity with your comments because, and I mean this, you people are the real stars, except when it’s paycheck time and then you’re all mopeds. “McFeely who? I have no idea what that person looks like pantsless behind a Read More ...
July 23rd, 2011 — Captain America, Chris Evans, Comic Books, Dirt, Entertainment, Hayley Atwell, Hot Bodies, Hugo Weaving, Joe Johnston, Photos, Reviews, So Freaking Hot, Summer Comic Flicks 2011, The Avengers
“Oh, so now you’re accusing me of stealing your topless scenes. Where do you get off?”
Gabe from Videogum wrote a pitch-perfect opening for his review of X-Men: First Class that now, even more than it did for that movie, says exactly how I felt about Captain America after the credits rolled which I sat entirely Read More ...
July 16th, 2011 — Comments of the Week, Dirt, Entertainment, Most Important People, Photos, So Freaking Hot
Welcome to the 36th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet – God, these features grow up so fast, don’t they? – featuring a smattering of your comments hand-picked by Photo Boy and myself, so you can click a roof over our heads, and maybe a Ukrainian hooker or five. No pressure. On Read More ...
May 14th, 2011 — Comments of the Week, Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot
Welcome to the 27th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, making this bad boy over half a year old, yet it’s still living in my basement. Anyway, this week, we’ve got a selection that’s as slim and lean as the Governator’s grope is long. And speaking of Arnold, to the two commenters Read More ...
April 25th, 2011 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, bikini, rachel bilson
Because I left Serena Williams at the top of the page since, I dunno let’s say, 11 a.m. Friday, here’s Rachel Bilson in Barbados over the weekend. She’s there with Hayden Christensen who you’ll notice I cropped out of every single photo because George Lucas isn’t the only one around here who can digitally manipulate Read More ...
March 26th, 2011 — Comments of the Week, Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot
Welcome to the 20th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this week, I just want to say a huge, sincere thanks to how well you guys have taken to The Crap We Missed. It’s gone from pulling teeth to find great comments to Photo Boy (He’s gonna love that nickname.) and Read More ...
March 21st, 2011 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, bikini, jersey shore, snooki
Snooki seems to have spent all last week taking a vacation from her arduous life of being filmed on vacation because here she is in Hawaii after exposing Vegas to her eight-foot long ass-crack. Which is actually impressive for a person small enough to qualify as a carry-on.
“She’s more ass-crack now than woman, twisted Read More ...