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Audrina Patridge Belongs in a Bikini

   
After awkwardly dry-humping your eyes with Sarah Silverman in a bathing suit earlier, it’s only fair I post someone who was (surgically) made to be in a bikini, so here’s Audrina Patridge in Bora Bora today with whoever she’s fucking this week. Granted, there’s a questionable spot between her breasts, try thinking of this whole Read More ...


So This Happened…

This shot from Katy Perry’s Times Square concert yesterday literally just hit the wire and I can’t possibly imagine why someone sat on this for 24 hours. It’s not like she’s underage and/or the linchpin of an entire Disney empire. This is pure, legal, all-American goodness. John McCain sat in a POW camp for this, [...]


Who ordered the freckle-leavage?

You really have to admire the balls on Lindsay to even show up at the MTV Movie Awards. While everyone looks their age and still has aspiring film careers, she's wandering around with deflating breasts and a SCRAM bracelet.... ...read full story


Heidi Montag: ‘Can’t you see the sadness? In my butt.’

So the Heidi and Spencer split was officially scripted. Here's Heidi pretending to look sad in Malibu because when I know when I'm upset nothing truly conveys that emotion like playfully pointing my ass at a camera. You can... ...read full story


Beyonce still has nipples

Here's Beyonce in Hawaii over the weekend where she accidentally let the paparazzi snap a shot of the ultra-rare Beyonce nip. No, really, the last person who saw it was Hugh Jackman at last year's Oscars, and no one's... ...read full story


Coco getting her vagina waxed. No, really.

Clearly growing weary of Adrianne Curry stealing her Twitter thunder, Coco decided to up the ante by posting the above photo of her beaver getting waxed. (I'm bringing that word back.): Getting a bikini wax. She's about to pull... ...read full story


Heidi Montag in a Bikini

The mannequin known as Heidi Montag hosted the opening of Liquid in Vegas on Saturday and there’s literally no way to describe these pics without equating them to a large-breasted candle you’d have sex with. Sort of like those… …read full story













Mischa Barton understands fashion

Here's Mischa Barton defying the laws of physics with her pastel yellow pants yesterday because somehow her ass is literally four feet long. To put things in perspective, if I saw her legs hanging in a meat locker while... ...read full story


Kim Kardashian’s ass in a bikini – FROM BEHIND. It’s the apocalypse!

Fucking. FINALLY. Here's Kim Kardashian on a photo shoot for QuickTrim today and somebody actually took a shot of her ass in a bikini. Unfortunately, I can't help but feel robbed considering I expected to see an entire civilization... ...read full story


Lindsay Lohan is having an awesome week

Here's Lindsay Lohan leaving a house party Saturday night while her feet are enveloped in coke like she's Pigpen from the goddamn Peanuts. I know I shouldn't be as amazed by these pics as I am, but to put... ...read full story