the urge to zurza
July 26th, 2011 — Candid, Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, justin bieber, selena gomez
“If wine squirts out, I’m so sorry!”
I’m not exactly sure when it happened, but at some point stereotypically white Christian guys decided to start getting tattoos despite Leviticus 19:28 explicitly saying, “Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord.” But in their defense, the parts Read More ...
June 26th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, bikini, selena gomez
I’m assuming God wants to test just how depraved society has become* because here’s yet another almost-18 starlet in revealing attire. This time around it’s Selena Gomez on the set of Monte Carlo today and had I known this was going to turn into Underage Summer, I would’ve made sure all my forged passports are Read More ...
July 24th, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, heidi montag, johnny depp, kelis, megan fox, michael jackson, milla jovovich, nas, paris hilton, selena gomez, taylor lautner
