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Ali Lohan Denies Getting Plastic Surgery, Is ‘Just Growing Up,’ You Guys

zurza — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 19:39:27 +0000

After being photographed in Beverly Hills earlier in the week, Ali Lohan (above) has been accused of getting plastic surgery, or at minimum Botox, along with starving herself to death presumably via a diet of coke scraps left over by Lindsay which I’m clearly joking about because Lindsay would crack Ali’s face open and snort Read More ...

This Was Almost John Mayer

zurza — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 01:53:54 +0000

Further proving Katy Perry seeks out man-whores to convert them to Christ, once upon a time during the 2009 VMAs, John Mayer almost came between those Katy and Russell Brand, still making this a semen joke. E! News reports: “They’d never met in person, and she went to meet him there after she was at a Read More ...

Katy Perry might be pregnant

zurza — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 07:30:00 +0000

Judging by Katy Perry's recent tweets, she's either knocked up or teaching Russell Brand a valuable lesson about monogamy by turning into Delta Burke: - Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed. - I WANT IN N OUT! - i... ...read full story

Katy Perry with Russell Brand’s name on her ass

zurza — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:35:00 +0000

Katy Perry wore no less than 5,000 different outfits at the MTV EMAs last night, so here she is in a little lingerie number with Russell Brand's name on her ass which is probably the hottest thing a girl... ...read full story

Russell Brand, I underestimated you

zurza — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:30:00 +0000

Katy Perry and Russell Brand arrived together for the John Galliano Fashion Show in Paris last week, and apparently Russell has cracked the greatest code known to man since the goddamn Enigma machine. Page Six reports: The womanizing actor,... ...read full story

Hayden Panettiere wears short shorts and other news

zurza — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:50:00 +0000

- David Letterman's mistress was apparently a regular on sketches. [PopEater] - Katy Perry and Russell Brand might be having weird, Britishy sex. [Lainey Gossip] - Rihanna wears more crazy shit in Paris. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] -... ...read full story

Kim Zolciak gets topless for gay marriage and other news

zurza — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:25:00 +0000

- Kim & Khloe Kardashian are a hawking a new weight loss product they claim to use. So.. when does it start working? [PopEater] - Victoria Beckham makes no fucking sense. Why can't she just wear a bikini like... ...read full story

Russell Brand shoots down Lindsay Lohan

zurza — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:30:00 +0000

Despite an on/off relationship with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan reportedly attempted to hook up with Russell Brand last weekend at Diddy and Ashton Kutcher's Fourth of July party. Surprisingly, Russell turned her down even though he has a reputat ...read full story