Entries Tagged 'pregnancy' ↓

Paris Hilton is Pregnant

December 31st, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, bikini, paris hilton, pregnancy

   
Okay, before anybody panics, let’s run down the list: Idiot sperm donor? Check. Non-impaired uterus? — Let’s come back to that one. Protruding stomach? Check. Bigger boobs? Check. Fatter ass? Check. Belly rubbing thing pregnant chicks always do? Double check. Horsemen of the apocalypse descending from the heavens? I saw a squirrel. Count it. Ah, Jesus. Hopefully I’m wrong, and not just because Read More ...


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Khloe Kardashian is just fat, everyone

June 4th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, khloe kardashian, pregnancy

After three days, Khloe Kardashian has finally denied rumors she's pregnant because that's the customary wait after your publicist leaked it to promote the season premiere of your reality show. Via Us Magazine: Asked at the Lakers/Celtics game Thurs ...read full story


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Tila Tequila starts her fake miscarriage

February 15th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, Tila Tequila, pregnancy

Tila Tequila began the sensitive process of pretending to have a miscarriage on Twitter today: - I just woke up in the middle of the night cuz im having these intense sharp pains in my belly. it hurts so... ...read full story


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Tila Tequila’s bodyguard throws her under the short bus. Because she’s tiny. Also, retarded.

February 4th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, Tila Tequila, pregnancy

The Bodyguard Group is a 43-year-old celebrity bodyguard service dedicated to providing jobs for combat vets. It has never once revealed information about any of its client which include the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voigh ...read full story


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Tila Tequila thinks pregnant women carry around dolls

January 29th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, Tila Tequila, pregnancy

After giving the paparazzi her exact GPS location because she's very tiny, a baby doll-toting Tila Tequila went shopping at Kitson for Kids yesterday where she pretended her uterus isn't the fucking Dead Zone. That said, if there should... ...read full story


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Madonna wants to get pregnant

January 20th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, jesus luz, madonna, pregnancy

Somehow I missed this one: Apparently Madonna wants to get knocked up by her Chippendale's version of Go! Diego! Go!, according to The Sun: The Queen of Pop - who already has four kids - has consulted doctors about... ...read full story


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Katy Perry isn’t pregnant, tweets menstrual cycle

January 14th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, katy perry, pregnancy

Sad news, everybody: Katy Perry won't be lactating anytime soon. According to her Twitter page, she's entered that special time in a young girl's life where you give out BJs or your boyfriend sleeps with your sister. (Don't get... ...read full story


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Katy Perry might be pregnant

January 11th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, katy perry, pregnancy, russell brand

Judging by Katy Perry's recent tweets, she's either knocked up or teaching Russell Brand a valuable lesson about monogamy by turning into Delta Burke: - Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed. - I WANT IN N OUT! - i... ...read full story


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Khloe Kardashian ready to use her uterus as an ATM

January 7th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, khloe kardashian, lamar odom, pregnancy

Because it's important to start a retirement fund early, Khloe Kardashian has stopped taking birth control, according to Us Magazine: When asked about becoming a mother on a Wednesday radio interview for 104.3 MY FM's Valentine in the Morning,... ...read full story


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Tila Tequila: Surrogate mother?

December 21st, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, Tila Tequila, pregnancy

Welcome to the Most Retarded Decision Known to Man: BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!! Being the eternal optimist that... ...read full story


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