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Snooki Looks Good Without Makeup On? That Can’t Be Right.

zurza — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:29:51 +0000

Apparently it’s celebrities going au naturel on Twitter week, because here’s Snooki without makeup on in a photo posted to Twitter yesterday and, no, your coffee wasn’t switched with a beaker of LSD again, she seriously does look decent without an entire cosmetics department shellacked across her face. On a related note, a flaming severed Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.17.12

zurza — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:45:17 +0000

“Wait. I’m still alive?” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find out that in the face of impossible odds, James Franco discovered a more irritatingly hipster way to perpetuate a junkie’s motto, Robin Roberts is about a second away from a judo chop to the jugular and Gisele Bundchen reminds us how Read More ...

Courtney Stodden In A Bikini Humping Santa

zurza — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:48:18 +0000

“Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs” – Courtney Stodden, poet laureate. Here’s Courtney Stodden in a holiday bikini basically dry-humping Doug Hutchinson in a Santa costume because if there’s one thing that truly captures the magic of Christmas, it’s a Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Is Pretending To Get A Divorce Already

zurza — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 13:05:12 +0000

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married practically yesterday, but already numerous tabloids are reporting/reprinting press releases from Kris Jenner that it’s not working out because of Kim’s schedule. And just last night Kris was spotted not wearing his wedding ring which might mean something if the entire marriage was real from the start and Read More ...

Amanda Seyfried Trots Her Puppies Around and Other News

zurza — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:30:17 +0000

Posted by Photo Boy - Bridget Marquardt‘s Halloween line easily doubles as Vice Squad undercover gear. - So could The Sexiest NFL Cheerleader Halloween Costumes Ever. - Jim Carrey has caused Emma Stone to irrationally fear famous men. - Rihanna‘s new Chris Brown doppelganger boyfriend is a boxer. Let that Read More ...

Lady Gaga Wore This and Other News

zurza — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:28:45 +0000

Posted by Photo Boy - Justin Bieber will celebrate his birthday by singing with Mariah Carey. - Maurice Sendak presents: Getting Old is Great Because You Get to Say Whatever The Fuck You Want to. - Being a Spanish soccer star means you can cheat on Shakira. - Layla Kayleigh Read More ...

Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Following Demi Moore On Twitter! OMFG!!!!11

zurza — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:15:00 +0000

The signs pointing toward Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore getting a divorce keep coming in. According to Page Six, he’s stopped following her on Twitter now because complicated adult relationships are always best-handled like you’re in fucking high school. On top of that, his alleged mistress Sara Leal (Who may or may not be the Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.29.11

zurza — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 20:00:27 +0000

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by me, Photo Boy, thanks to the power of heavy rain and the rapidly dissolving infrastructure of Central PA’s power grid. Coincidentally we’ve also got celebs at the mercy of nature’s wrath so long as you count David Hasselhoff‘s recurrent alcoholism and whatever the hell Read More ...

Charlie Sheen’s Getting $25 Million in Warner Bros. Settlement. Oh, Good.

zurza — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:55:40 +0000

After being fired from Two and a Half Men for repeatedly daring them to fire him via a hail of hookers, blow and crazy talk, Charlie Sheen is apparently going to receive a $25 million settlement from Warner Bros. after originally suing them for $100 million for wrongful termination, according to the LA Times. What’s Read More ...

Sarah Palin Used To Do Coke, Black Guys

zurza — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 18:06:14 +0000

Putting her opposition to Obama in perspective, Sarah Palin reportedly banged basketball star, and more importantly to her fanbase, not-white guy, Glen Rice shortly before marrying Todd and becoming snowmobiling cokeheads. So basically the most believable shit you’ll ever read in your life. RadarOnline reports: The book, which is due to be published on September Read More ...