Entries Tagged 'paris hilton' ↓

Paris Hilton is Pregnant

December 31st, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, bikini, paris hilton, pregnancy

   
Okay, before anybody panics, let’s run down the list: Idiot sperm donor? Check. Non-impaired uterus? — Let’s come back to that one. Protruding stomach? Check. Bigger boobs? Check. Fatter ass? Check. Belly rubbing thing pregnant chicks always do? Double check. Horsemen of the apocalypse descending from the heavens? I saw a squirrel. Count it. Ah, Jesus. Hopefully I’m wrong, and not just because Read More ...


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That looks about right.

February 22nd, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, panty flash, paris hilton

Or should I have gone with the Kraken? Scope Out (16) Pics of Paris After the Jump Photos: Flynet… …read full story













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Paris Hilton still wearing a bikini

February 16th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, bikini, paris hilton

Here's Paris Hilton sunbathing on a yacht in Rio yesterday which I'm posting instead of the non-surprising news that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden got engaged after pumping out two kids. For the record, I'm not saying this was... ...read full story


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Paris Hilton in a bikini and other slutty outfits

February 15th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, bikini, doug reinhardt, paris hilton

Here's Paris Hilton in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend where she promoted Devassa beer at Carnaval. Because when you're Brazilian and in need of refreshment that lasts forever in your urethra, Devassa's there. What? Was that not what... ...read full story


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Happy Holidays!

December 24th, 2009 — Entertainment, Happy Holidays, Photos, paris hilton

Bad news, everybody. Christmas has herpes. Ha! Just kidding. It's only the clap. On that note, The Superficial is bailing early for the holidays, but I'll be back Monday to kick off some light holiday posting and a look... ...read full story


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Paris Hilton denies drunken fight with Doug

November 18th, 2009 — Entertainment, doug reinhardt, fight, paris hilton

Captain Birdfoot of the S.S. Barnacled Clam is denying she was involved in a fight with Doug Reinhardt that ended in the cops showing up at her house, according to TMZ: "Doug and I were in bed, sound asleep,... ...read full story


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Paris & Doug still beating the shit out of each other

November 18th, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, doug reinhardt, fight, paris hilton

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt reportedly got into another drunken brawl this morning, according to TMZ: Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into an epic fight early this morning ... so much so the LAPD responded to a call... ...read full story


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Paris Hilton wants to destroy the Kardashians

November 16th, 2009 — Entertainment, Kourtney Kardashian, Photos, khloe kardashian, kim kardashian, paris hilton

Paris Hilton is pissed that the Kardashians rode her admittedly roomy labia to stardom and now make more money than she does. However, Paris is already planning to destroy them by copying their every move? Okay, sure. Page Six... ...read full story


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Paris Hilton is truth in advertising

November 8th, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, paris hilton

In a surprising display of literacy, Paris Hilton is pissed about the above billboard popping up all over New Zealand, according to the Sunday Star Times: The photo, which shows Hilton partying, has the word "vacant" written in giant-sized... ...read full story


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Doug Reinhardt photographed choking Paris Hilton

November 2nd, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, doug reinhardt, fight, paris hilton

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt went at each other last night in front of the paparazzi. The two were out celebrating Halloween and apparently the shit hit the fan when they got in an argument inside their limo and... ...read full story


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