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GOLDEN GLOBES: The people who weren’t Christina Hendricks’ breasts.

zurza — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:05:00 +0000

And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn't have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me: Christina Aguilera with her rapidly shrinking chesticles. (Stop. Working. Out.) ...read full story

Olivia Wilde shows Marie Claire some nip

zurza — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:30:00 +0000

Here's Olivia Wilde in the latest issue of Marie Claire and I had no idea they showed nipples. Or at least poorly veiled ones. I almost want to make a dentist appointment just to sift through all the issues... ...read full story

Kim Kardashian & Olivia Wilde do Letterman

zurza — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:45:00 +0000

Because that Paul Shaffer song I made up creeped me out, here's Kim Kardashian and Olivia Wilde showing off their respective asses outside of Ed Sullivan Theater last night. Keep in mind that both will kill you. One from... ...read full story

So Freaking Hot: Best of September

zurza — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:15:00 +0000

In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here's a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive... ...read full story

Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other news

zurza — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:45:00 +0000

- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater] - Miley Cyrus wants to be a "lawer." [Lainey Gossip] - Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn't name her Buffy... ...read full story

Olivia Wilde won the Emmys. All of them.

zurza — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:30:00 +0000

Here's Olivia Wilde (House) arriving at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and I would give her every fucking award at that thing regardless of how manly of a punch Jon Hamm would land on my face. I don't... ...read full story

Olivia Wilde in GQ is just… goddamn

zurza — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 04:00:00 +0000

Here's Olivia Wilde in the October 2009 issue of GQ and [Insert words you will never read but if you would let's pretend their sheer brilliance made your pants fly off because clearly you're a woman here.] True story.... ...read full story

Olivia Wilde hawks perfume and other news

zurza — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:25:00 +0000

- Michael Jackson's funeral was today. I wonder what it was like when they found out his gravestone dispenses candy. Hmm... [PopEater] - Salma Hayek flipped out last night at a restaurant when all the outdoor seating was taken... ...read full story