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Michael Lohan must like jail

Seen here with his new girlfriend The Dumb Bitch Who Thought She Could Ride Jon Gosselin's Penis to Stardom (Pretty sure that's her legal name.), Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday for calling his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller in violation of... ...read full story


Michael Lohan kicked his ex in the vagina. Of course.

Michael Lohan's ex-girlfriend Erin Muller filed a detailed list of abuse in court papers yesterday which are a response to Michael Lohan's harassment allegations against her. And it looks like she's going with the classic defense of "Are you... ...read full story


Michael Lohan’s ex used recorded calls to have him arrested

Seen here posing for his mug shot, Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday for criminal contempt of court after calling ex-fiance Erin Muller who was apparently smart enough to use Michael's favorite tactic against him. TMZ reports: Michael Lohan's ex- ...read full story


Jon Gosselin sold his kids to pedophiles. Or something.

Michael Lohan's tape recorder is back. Instead of targeting Lindsay and Dina, Michael's selling private phone calls with Jon Gosselin to RadarOnline that reveal the Homely Humper's ability to use horrible choices of words during a secretly recorded ...read full story


Dina Lohan: ‘Lindsay’s going to die soon’

Seen here doing what she does best last night, Lindsay Lohan is probably going going to die soon, according to the latest released phone call between Dina and Michael Lohan. RadarOnline reports: In the phone call, which was recorded... ...read full story


Lindsay Lohan is a cutter. I DON’T BELIEVE IT!

Another day, another horrible breach of privacy by Michael Lohan. In the latest tape "leaked" to the press, Dina Lohan blames Michael for driving to Lindsay to cut herself. RadarOnline reports: Michael is talking with Dina, telling her that... ...read full story


Lindsay Lohan was dating Heath Ledger when he died

Michael Lohan's Recorded Phone Call Bonanza may have finally struck gold. According to a 2008 phone call between Michael and ex-wife Dina, Lindsay was "secretly dating" Heath Ledger at the time of his death. RadarOnline reports: "And she was... ...read full story


Michael Lohan throws Jon Gosselin under the bus

When he's not selling his apparently edited collection of phone calls, Michael Lohan is throwing Jon Gosselin under the bus and presumably collecting a nice chunk of change from TLC in the process. RadarOnline reports: TLC is suing Jon... ...read full story


Michael Lohan tried to sell Lindsay recordings for $100,000

Because he loves her so much, Michael Lohan originally tried to sell the recently released phone recordings of Lindsay for $100,000 to various media outlets. He eventually gave the recordings to Radar Online for free who agreed to pay... ...read full story


Michael Lohan: ‘God is punishing Lindsay’s career’

Because dignity is dick compared to getting your face in the press, Michael Lohan is firing back against Lindsay's accusations that he threatened to kill Dina Lohan if she ever left him. "That's a lie. I guess Lindsay is... ...read full story