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Kanye West is Just a Tree Trying to Feed Our Branch-Mouths

   
That headline not make sense? Good. Neither will anything else. Kanye West debuted his new movie Runaway in London last night (above) then sat down for a Q&A afterward with The Daily Mirror where he proceeded to give the greatest interview I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like reading a direct conversation with Jesus if Read More ...


Michael Jackson preferred an audience while pissing in jars

So apparently Michael Jackson liked to pee in jars while people watched. Why not? TMZ reports: TMZ first published the autopsy findings yesterday. Among the items found in the bedroom where Dr. Conrad Murray was treating Michael Jackson --... ...read full story


Michael Jackson hates breasts, Katy Perry

Katy Perry's breasts saluted Michael Jackson last night at the red carpet premiere of This Is It which I'd considered inappropriate in this context if she hadn't brought along a sparkly young boy. Nice save. Scope Out (16) Pics... ...read full story


Michael Jackson: ‘I’ve seen children just shower all over me’

"The Michael Jackson Tapes" were aired on Dateline this week and contained insane ramblings from the King of Pop. Of course, none of them were scarier than the fact he believed he had "a gift from God" to heal... ...read full story


Gwen Stefani’s bra and other news

- Kelly Clarkson loves her giant ass. [PopEater] - Lindsay Lohan keeps mixing coke with Twitter. [Lainey Gossip] - Leelee Sobieski is pregnant and exactly two people care about this. One of whom will be maneuvering through a birth... ...read full story


Olivia Wilde hawks perfume and other news

- Michael Jackson's funeral was today. I wonder what it was like when they found out his gravestone dispenses candy. Hmm... [PopEater] - Salma Hayek flipped out last night at a restaurant when all the outdoor seating was taken... ...read full story


Macaulay Culkin is Blanket’s father?

Macaulay Culkin's penis may have provided the sperm that led to Prince Michael Jackson II being birthed by a surrogate and immediately collected by Michael Jackson's lawyers. The Sun reports: Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star... ...read full story


Jay-Z runs some sort of town and other news

- Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPs all over the Internet. [Lainey Gossip] - Sting's daughter completely murders his image. [PopEater] - Paris Hilton ducks $8 million lawsuit. Still has the clap. [PopSugar] - Joan Rivers won't be alone in a kitchen... ...read full story


Michael Jackson’s doctor will be charged with manslaughter

Michael Jackson's personal physician Dr. Conrad Murray will be charged with manslaughter in the next two weeks, according to FOX News: The source initially said Dr. Conrad Murray could be arrested as soon as next Wednesday -- but investigators... ...read full story


Michael Jackson’s friend claims to be Paris’ father

Michael Jackson's longtime friend Mark Lest is claiming he donated the sperm that resulted in Paris Jackson coming out of Debbie Rowe's uterus, according to TMZ: Lester, who spoke with News of the World, says he is willing to... ...read full story