Entries Tagged 'madonna' ↓
Madonna slipping Jesus the tongue
February 11th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, jesus luz, madonna
Madonna and Jesus Luz were photographed making out in a Rio de Janeiro nightclub last night shooting down rumors the two have split. However, these photos do confirm rumors that Madonna is a walking corpse with the power to... ...read full story
UPDATE: Hope For Haiti Now
January 22nd, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, beyonce, george clooney, haiti, madonna, rihanna, robert pattinson, taylor swift
Typically the top post of the day is reserved for the hottest pics, but today I'm donating it to George Clooney's Hope For Haiti Now because he's my hero. And not just because he Tiger Woods'd his way through... ...read full story
The Jesus Penis
January 22nd, 2010 — Entertainment, NSFW, Photos, So Freaking Hot, jesus luz, madonna, penis
For those of you screaming in the comments for me to show some cock, I give you the wang of Jesus Luz. This is a recently-leaked outtake from his infamous W photo shoot that I can't understand why it... ...read full story
Madonna wants to get pregnant
January 20th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, jesus luz, madonna, pregnancy
Somehow I missed this one: Apparently Madonna wants to get knocked up by her Chippendale's version of Go! Diego! Go!, according to The Sun: The Queen of Pop - who already has four kids - has consulted doctors about... ...read full story
Madonna congregrates with mortals
December 16th, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, madonna
Presumably to laugh in Kate Hudson's face then morph into a griffin, Madonna and her daughter Lourdes attended the New York City premiere of Nine last night. She also posed for pictures, but that was simply to remind theatergoers... ...read full story
Madonna returns to Malawi. Prepare the sacrifice!
October 26th, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, madonna
Madonna is back in Malawi today to build a $15 million school as part of her arrangement with the country's government to basically adopt/snatch in the dead of night whatever children she wants at any time. She also plans... ...read full story
Madonna gives Jesus an allowance
October 14th, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, jesus luz, madonna
Jesus Luz's relationship is apparently a gold mine. A dusty, scary, 5 million year old goldmine, but a goldmine nonetheless. InTouch reports: According to a friend, Jesus, 23, put his modeling career on hold in order to accompany Madonna... ...read full story
Guy Ritchie: ‘Madonna is retarded’
October 8th, 2009 — Entertainment, guy ritchie, madonna
In an interview with Esquire's Tom Chiarrella, Guy Ritchie decides to ignore the fact his ex-wife is fused with ancient powers and bluntly insults her intelligence: "She's a manifester, if there ever was one," he says. "First-rate manifester. Madonn ...read full story
Madonna prefers a train to the face over marriage
October 1st, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, madonna, marriage
Madonna appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and revealed she'd "rather get hit by a train" than marry again which is great. Wonderful. There's another thing that obviously won't kill her since she just rubbed... ...read full story
Madonna eats our lowly mortal food and other news
October 1st, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, denise richards, dustin diamond, jessica alba, jessica biel, jon hamm, justin timberlake, kate gosselin, katie holmes, madonna
- Dustin Diamond reads an excerpt from his tell-all book involving Mario Lopez's sexual conquests - with women. Nice try, Screech. [PopEater] - Jessica Biel really did get dumped by Justin Timberlake: A convincing argument. [Lainey Gossip] - Denise. ...read full story
