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Megan Fox is in Her Underwear Again

zurza — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 01:08:20 +0000

Armani has released their Fall/Winter 2010-2011 ad featuring Megan Fox (above) which will be plastered all over billboards in New York, Japan and Milan next month, according to the LA Times. I’ve also added Megan’s previous Armani campaign because- wait. Why the hell am I explaining posting pics of Megan Fox in her underwear? That’s Read More ...

Olivia Munn seducing forest creatures. Why not?

zurza — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 02:45:00 +0000

Showing almost exactly the same amount of skin as her Playboy spread, here's Olivia Munn in the April/May issue of Complex which finally caters to the People Who Want to Bang the Entire Cast of Bambi demographic. There's more... ...read full story

PlasticHeidi BotoxFace in Lingerie

zurza — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:00:00 +0000

And we're back to this. You know you're broke when you invite the paparazzi into your Valentine's Day suite that it's painfully clear no one is having sex in. Unless you count Spencer Pratt masturbating to gay porn while... ...read full story

Christina Hendricks just broke my penis and other news

zurza — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 23:35:00 +0000

- Simon Monjack returns donations made to Brittany Murphy Foundation because being a shady widower is this week's fake-pregnant elf. [PopEater] - Victoria Beckham is apparently going to crash the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip] - Pamela Anderson is still tr ...read full story

Bar Refaeli in revealing outfits

zurza — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 23:20:00 +0000

And watch as I completely ruin these crazy hot pics of Bar Refaeli with one sentence: The campaign was shot in Paris Hilton's former home in Los Angeles. Anyone know how to disinfect a supermodel? (In the name of... ...read full story

Megan Fox in her underwear

zurza — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:00:00 +0000

Here's Megan Fox posing for Armani's latest underwear campaign because apparently they're gay for plastic women with bolt-on tits who'll be forgotten in five years. (Three if Michael Bay's Ferrari isn't properly waxed.) Photos: Armani... ...read full story

Milla Jovovich in some nighty thing at the beach

zurza — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:55:00 +0000

Here's Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson in Cabo yesterday, and before someone without a penis tries to tell me she's wearing some sort of dress instead of sexy négligée, I don't come into your house and ruin your fantasies.... ...read full story

Kim Kardashian really wants me to make a salad tossing joke

zurza — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:30:00 +0000

Sticking closely to the Paris Hilton playbook she smuggled in her ass all those years ago, a lingerie-clad Kim Kardashian appears in the latest Carl's Jr. commercial promoting their new salad. Of course, no one will ever order one... ...read full story

Vida Guerra in lingerie and other news

zurza — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:50:00 +0000

- Britney Spears turns 28. Has it really been 10 years since her face was edited into pornos by the geeks in my freshman dorm? I really need to quit blacking out so much. Starting tomorrow. *thump* [Lainey Gossip]... ...read full story

Olivia Munn wants you to choose: T or A?

zurza — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:30:00 +0000

These are three posters accentuating the best/only qualities of Olivia Munn that fans have until midnight PST (11/22) to vote which one they want included in the "Hey Olivia!" issue of MYMAG. And if you're wondering if I mentioned... ...read full story