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Lindsay Thought Gwyneth Was Her Friend

zurza — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 15:59:43 +0000

Seen here together in 2005 – Yes, those were legal at the time. – Lindsay Lohan is apparently still mad at Gwyneth Paltrow for making fun of her in an episode of Glee. At least according to Dina Lohan, who you can tell is cut off because she’s still using a month-old story to wedge Read More ...

Kanye West is Just a Tree Trying to Feed Our Branch-Mouths

zurza — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:30:11 +0000

That headline not make sense? Good. Neither will anything else. Kanye West debuted his new movie Runaway in London last night (above) then sat down for a Q&A afterward with The Daily Mirror where he proceeded to give the greatest interview I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like reading a direct conversation with Jesus if Read More ...

And Here Comes the Bullshit…

zurza — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 03:23:19 +0000

It was only a matter of time until Lindsay Lohan took to her Twitter and started spewing shit so crazy only Britney Spears can read it without suffering an aneurysm. Here she is making up a bullshit excuse for her “Fuck U” fingernail before going on to cite U.N. policies on torture to decry her Read More ...

Who ordered the freckle-leavage?

zurza — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 06:50:00 +0000

You really have to admire the balls on Lindsay to even show up at the MTV Movie Awards. While everyone looks their age and still has aspiring film careers, she's wandering around with deflating breasts and a SCRAM bracelet.... ...read full story

Lindsay Lohan is having an awesome week

zurza — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 01:40:00 +0000

Here's Lindsay Lohan leaving a house party Saturday night while her feet are enveloped in coke like she's Pigpen from the goddamn Peanuts. I know I shouldn't be as amazed by these pics as I am, but to put... ...read full story

Christina Ricci might have been drinking

zurza — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:20:00 +0000

Here's an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That's like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths... ...read full story

DJ SNIZZ-FERNO IN THE HIZZY!

zurza — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:55:00 +0000

Lindsay Lohan apparently decided to piss Samantha Ronson by becoming a DJ now and even managed to earn herself a gig at the Nokia X6 Launch Party in London, according to RadarOnline: The source says that Lindsay's "awful song... ...read full story

Lindsay has a padawan and other news

zurza — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:35:00 +0000

- Jessica Biel watches Justin Timberlake run a sweatshop. [Lainey Gossip] - Kendra Wilkinson does have experience juggling old man balls. [PopEater] - Haylie Duff got the ass-end of the genetic stick. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Kate Boswort ...read full story

Lindsay Lohan’s breasts help Haiti. Somehow.

zurza — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:45:00 +0000

PLANNER #1: What if we invited someone whose overall career and appearance resembles the current condition of Haiti thus reminding people of its plight? PLANNER #2: Gary Coleman? No, wait. -- Lindsay. PLANNER #1: I'll ready the coke buffet.... ...read full story

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have power to delay flights

zurza — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:40:00 +0000

Despite reports Lindsay Lohan missed out on a $150,000 payday for escorting Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner to the Vienna Opera Ball because she didn't have enough money to pay a "stalling fee" to delay her British Airways flight two... ...read full story