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GOLDEN GLOBES: How many f-cking people were at this thing?

zurza — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:05:00 +0000

And here's one last pass through the Golden Globes before I lose my shit and firebomb an orphanage: Jennifer Aniston does a bang-up job of diffusing those Gerard Butler rumors by showing him her vagina on the red carpet.... ...read full story

Kristen Bell is still banging that guy and other news

zurza — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:55:00 +0000

- Nancy Grace lunches on Jon Gosselin's balls. [PopEater] - Don Draper kicks the shit out of non-fictional men. [Lainey Gossip] - Kelly Bensimon needs to stop working out. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Paris Hilton will answer... ...read full story

Halle Berry is hot and other news

zurza — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:00:00 +0000

- Jon Gosselin's "sex appeal" is explained with absolutely no mention of a penis wrapped in hundred dollar bills being presented on the back of an ATV. So take it with a grain of salt. [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow... ...read full story

Kristen Bell in a bikini

zurza — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:00:00 +0000

Here's Kristen Bell vacationing in Hawaii with Dax Sheppard who I basically cropped out of every single shot. Now, I know what you're thinking: Does Jesus write this blog? And the answer is, no, he doesn't. I'm just his... ...read full story