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Kim Kardashian Might’ve Saved Gay Marriage

zurza — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:28:59 +0000

View the Gallery / 10 Photos » Ground Zero Kim Files For Divorce Read More » Kim Kardashian‘s divorce immediately sparked numerous quips regarding gay marriage – most notably from Star Trek’s George Takei – because, seriously, marriage is supposed to be a life-long prison of internal loneliness and regret, not a get-rich quick scheme. Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Is Pretending To Get A Divorce Already

zurza — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 13:05:12 +0000

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married practically yesterday, but already numerous tabloids are reporting/reprinting press releases from Kris Jenner that it’s not working out because of Kim’s schedule. And just last night Kris was spotted not wearing his wedding ring which might mean something if the entire marriage was real from the start and Read More ...

Kim Kardashian ‘Should Say Something’ About Montana Fishburne

zurza — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 17:47:41 +0000

When Montana Fishburne announced she made a porno because that’s how Kim Kardashian got famous, pretty much everyone reacted with, “Eh. Makes sense.” Now Bonnie Fuller of Hollywood Life is calling for Kim to come forward and speak out/lie about sex tapes before others follow in her footsteps. FOX 411 reports: “I think Kim Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Still Has a Giant Ass

zurza — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 05:12:03 +0000

Before I start slapping everybody in the face with the ongoing sagas of Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan, here’s Kim Kardashian in a tight-as-shit racing outfit for The Amp Energy Bullrun Rally in NYC just in case anyone forgot God gave her two sets of birthing hips as his way of saying sorry for slavery. Read More ...

Kim Kardashian’s euphemism for a vagina and other news

zurza — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 01:15:00 +0000

- Sandra Bullock was cheated on with a chick with a swastika on her hooch. She can calculate whatever she wants. [PopEater] - Larry King is NOT getting a divorce. [Dlisted] - Megan Fox has been practicing her "pretend... ...read full story

Kim Kardashian is a naked role model

zurza — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 04:55:00 +0000

Here's Kim Kardashian posing completely free of Photoshopping in the May issue of Harper's Bazaar where she laments her giant ass then says she wants to be a role model for young girls: On her infamous curves: "I don't... ...read full story

Kim Kardashian’s ass in a bikini – FROM BEHIND. It’s the apocalypse!

zurza — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:15:00 +0000

Fucking. FINALLY. Here's Kim Kardashian on a photo shoot for QuickTrim today and somebody actually took a shot of her ass in a bikini. Unfortunately, I can't help but feel robbed considering I expected to see an entire civilization... ...read full story

Kim Kardashian has no f-cking clue

zurza — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 18:50:00 +0000

Kim Kardashian tweeted last night that she was sitting next to an air marshal during her flight home to LAX. Which would seem innocent except for the small fact that air marshals aren't supposed to reveal their identity to... ...read full story

Reggie Bush is getting anal tonight

zurza — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:35:00 +0000

I may not like Kim Kardashian. I may think she's everything that's wrong with America if it had a giant ass and a penchant for trick photography. I might even nurse a theory that her entire family murdered Nicole... ...read full story

Kim & Khloe Kardashian pretend to be skinny

zurza — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:45:00 +0000

As if their heavily-edited bikini photos weren't enough, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are featured in a new commercial for QuickTrim (after the jump) that's basically the Avatar of late night infomericals. If James Cameron saw this thing, he'd probably. ...read full story