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This Was Almost John Mayer

   
Further proving Katy Perry seeks out man-whores to convert them to Christ, once upon a time during the 2009 VMAs, John Mayer almost came between those Katy and Russell Brand, still making this a semen joke. E! News reports: “They’d never met in person, and she went to meet him there after she was at a Read More ...


Katy Perry Vill Distract Ze Germans

   
Here are shots of Katy Perry performing for the German show Wetten, dass..? on Saturday which I’m only posting to make sure Courtney Love isn’t sitting on top of the site causing people to blow their brains out at the height of their music careers. This has nothing to do with breasts. In fact, I Read More ...


UPDATE: Katy Perry Topless Photo Leaked. This is Happening.

  
Here’s a topless pic of Katy Perry that just found it’s way into my inbox and I have no idea where it came from, how old it is, if it’s real, whatever. What I do know is those nipples are huge and this looks close enough to me. Of course we can’t be certain until Read More ...


Jessica Hart in a Bikini and I Forgot About Katy Perry

   
There’s been a glaring lack of hot chicks on the site today – although some of you were ready to stab a midget for Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass – so here’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Jessica Hart in the Hamptons and Katy Perry’s performance at the Much Music Video Awards which I entirely missed on account Read More ...


So This Happened…

This shot from Katy Perry’s Times Square concert yesterday literally just hit the wire and I can’t possibly imagine why someone sat on this for 24 hours. It’s not like she’s underage and/or the linchpin of an entire Disney empire. This is pure, legal, all-American goodness. John McCain sat in a POW camp for this, [...]


Katy Perry’s breasts made it out and other news

- Brangelina use the DGAs to pretend they don't throw children at each other behind closed doors.[Lainey Gossip] - Christina Aguilera's breasts not getting smaller is the most important news item you will read today. Unless someone hot wears... ...read full story


Katy Perry isn’t pregnant, tweets menstrual cycle

Sad news, everybody: Katy Perry won't be lactating anytime soon. According to her Twitter page, she's entered that special time in a young girl's life where you give out BJs or your boyfriend sleeps with your sister. (Don't get... ...read full story


Katy Perry might be pregnant

Judging by Katy Perry's recent tweets, she's either knocked up or teaching Russell Brand a valuable lesson about monogamy by turning into Delta Burke: - Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed. - I WANT IN N OUT! - i... ...read full story


Katy Perry’s breasts are not Tiger Woods

Since Tiger Woods' meandering cock is consuming our entire universe, I figured Katy Perry's mammoth cleavage could break up the monotony. So here she is at last night's Grammy Nominations Concert Live! reminding the world she's some sort of... ...read full story


Katy Perry in Spandex and other news

- Audrina Patridge banged some dude from Glee. Apparently there's straight ones? [Lainey Gossip] - Jamie Pressly is starting to have the chest of a 50-year-old sun-worshipper. Not good. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Adrian Grenier might be... ...read full story