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Jon Gosselin’s mediocre trim parade is back on!
February 17th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, jon gosselin, kate gosselin
Because what's the point of having eight children if they can't get you laid and rich? Jon Gosselin and TLC settled their respective lawsuits today. The details of the settlement were confidential but he should be balls deep in... ...read full story
Goddammit…
February 11th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, jon gosselin, kate gosselin
The Gosselins are coming back: "Jon does not have money for the intense lawyer fees and ensuing battle with the media giant and Kate has asked him to reconsider his decision for the family," the source said. "She is... ...read full story
Jon Gosselin brings the ladies?
February 10th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, jon gosselin, kate gosselin
With TLC and Jon Gosselin about to reach a settlement that ends with him letting his kids go back on TV so he doesn't live in a goddamn shoe, his lawyer is now angling to get him back on... ...read full story
Kate Gosselin’s new hair not on a People cover
January 11th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, kate gosselin
It's bad enough America had to recognize Kate Gosselin simply because she used her birth canal as an Asian baby Gatling gun, but now we're expected to lose our collective shit that she's sporting seven grand worth of hair... ...read full story
Kate Gosselin blew $7,000 on her hair
January 8th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, kate gosselin
Remember when Kate Gosselin was on The View bawling about being a single mom trying to provide for her kids? Apparently a new $7,000 hairdo counts as food and shelter. RadarOnline reports: "My haircuts are $950," Ted revealed. "The... ...read full story
Please tell me Kate Gosselin isn’t pregnant.
January 6th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, kate gosselin
While the Internet marvels at Kate Gosselin's ability to wear extensions, here she is in Reading, Pa. this morning showing all the telltale signs that we need to evacuate the fucking planet: Heaving bosom? Check. Maternity shirt? Check. Jowls?... ...read full story
Jon Gosselin just got f-cked in the divorce
December 18th, 2009 — Entertainment, divorce, jon gosselin, kate gosselin
Jon and Kate Gosselin's divorce was just finalized this morning and there's a pretty good chance Jon's going to need that gun he just bought. For his mouth. TMZ reports: We've learned under the arbitrator's award, Jon must make... ...read full story
Jon Gosselin has to be half retarded. At minimum.
November 23rd, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, divorce, jon gosselin, kate gosselin
Jon and Kate Gosselin had an all-day mediation hearing on Saturday that will essentially finalize their divorce and apparently things went remarkably smooth. Minus the rocky beginning when Jon tried to ham things up for the cameras. People reports:. ...read full story
Kate Gosselin still loves Jon
November 3rd, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, jon gosselin, kate gosselin
Seen here as the younger, more fake-breasted version I prefer, Kate Gosselin appeared on Today this morning where she admitted to still loving Jon and wishing she didn't drive him into the questionable vaginas of other women by constantly... ...read full story
Jon Gosselin: Spiritual Journeyman
November 2nd, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, hailey glassman, jon gosselin, kate gosselin
Jon Gosselin is using the oldest trick in the book to cover up his ATV-banging ways: Finding religion. He spent Sunday evening with Rabbi Schmuley of Oprah fame and opened up about his transgressions and his new found lease... ...read full story
