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Jon Gosselin’s mediocre trim parade is back on!

Because what's the point of having eight children if they can't get you laid and rich? Jon Gosselin and TLC settled their respective lawsuits today. The details of the settlement were confidential but he should be balls deep in... ...read full story


I don’t get it.

Here's Hailey Glassman on the cover of Steppin' Out which is apparently a magazine by and for chicks too hookery for Jersey Shore. That said, I'm genuinely surprised Jon Gosselin didn't let Hailey near his kids. She's practically a... ...read full story


Goddammit…

The Gosselins are coming back: "Jon does not have money for the intense lawyer fees and ensuing battle with the media giant and Kate has asked him to reconsider his decision for the family," the source said. "She is... ...read full story


Jon Gosselin brings the ladies?

With TLC and Jon Gosselin about to reach a settlement that ends with him letting his kids go back on TV so he doesn't live in a goddamn shoe, his lawyer is now angling to get him back on... ...read full story


Jon Gosselin just got f-cked in the divorce

Jon and Kate Gosselin's divorce was just finalized this morning and there's a pretty good chance Jon's going to need that gun he just bought. For his mouth. TMZ reports: We've learned under the arbitrator's award, Jon must make... ...read full story


Jon Gosselin has a gun

The last thing I want to see in the hands of man who's apparently broke and about to have his divorce finalized in 24 hours is a loaded gun that he arbitrarily fires into the woods in front of... ...read full story


Jon Gosselin’s ass handed to him by TLC

After being labeled an "embarrassment" in court, Jon Gosselin is now barred from making media appearances after TLC won an injunction in Maryland yesterday. Us Magazine reports: "Photos of Jon Gosselin with scores of bikini-clad women was inconsiste ...read full story


Jon Gosselin sold his kids to pedophiles. Or something.

Michael Lohan's tape recorder is back. Instead of targeting Lindsay and Dina, Michael's selling private phone calls with Jon Gosselin to RadarOnline that reveal the Homely Humper's ability to use horrible choices of words during a secretly recorded ...read full story


Jon Gosselin has to be half retarded. At minimum.

Jon and Kate Gosselin had an all-day mediation hearing on Saturday that will essentially finalize their divorce and apparently things went remarkably smooth. Minus the rocky beginning when Jon tried to ham things up for the cameras. People reports:. ...read full story


Jon Gosselin signed hand-written legal contract with Kate Major. Of course, he did.

Presumably drunk on homely snizz, Jon Gosselin signed a hand-written contract with former Star reporter Kate Major in exchange for her keeping their relationship secret. RadarOnline reports: "I, Jon Gosselin, will employ Kate Major as a personal ass ...read full story