Entries Tagged 'jesus luz' ↓

Madonna slipping Jesus the tongue

Madonna and Jesus Luz were photographed making out in a Rio de Janeiro nightclub last night shooting down rumors the two have split. However, these photos do confirm rumors that Madonna is a walking corpse with the power to... ...read full story


The Jesus Penis

For those of you screaming in the comments for me to show some cock, I give you the wang of Jesus Luz. This is a recently-leaked outtake from his infamous W photo shoot that I can't understand why it... ...read full story


Madonna wants to get pregnant

Somehow I missed this one: Apparently Madonna wants to get knocked up by her Chippendale's version of Go! Diego! Go!, according to The Sun: The Queen of Pop - who already has four kids - has consulted doctors about... ...read full story


Madonna gives Jesus an allowance

Jesus Luz's relationship is apparently a gold mine. A dusty, scary, 5 million year old goldmine, but a goldmine nonetheless. InTouch reports: According to a friend, Jesus, 23, put his modeling career on hold in order to accompany Madonna... ...read full story


Catherine Zeta-Jones’ still got it and other news

- Scarlett Johannson is auctioning off a chance to be within gawking distance of her lady mountains. [PopEater] - Jennifer Aniston singing for Ellen = the worst lesbian porn I've seen in my life. [Lainey Gossip] - Tom Brady... ...read full story


Madonna vs. The Sun: The Battle Continues…

Here's Madonna in Portofino, Italy celebrating her 51st birthday and, yes, she's wearing a jersey with her own name on it. Because a woman who parades around on stage in fishnets can't wear a bathing suit, she has to... ...read full story


Tyra Banks joins a flash mob and other news

- Jesus Luz earns his paycheck at Madonna's 51st birthday dinner. [Splash News] - Jessica Simpson is NOT replacing Paula Abdul. Is it because she can't read? That's discrimination! [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow used to be in on the... ...read full story