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Jessica Simpson says stuff, too

Seen here over the years/when she was retarded hot, Jessica Simpson appears in the latest issue of Allure where she might as well have answered each question with "I'm completely oblivious to everything around me and sometimes a man's... ...read full story


John Mayer: The Reactions

Here's what people are saying about John Mayer's controversial Playboy interview that forced him "quit the media" in a fit of tears last night: Jessica Simpson: "I'm a boxer!" Richard T. Ford, author of The Race Card: "He's no... ...read full story


John Mayer discusses banging Jessica Simpson

Us Magazine got a hold of John Mayer's upcoming interview for Playboy where he discusses everything from sex with Jessica Simpson to how he only banged a few groupies to get over Jennifer Aniston: On Jessica Simpson: "Yeah, that... ...read full story


Jessica Simpson farted during a business meeting. Of course she did.

During a meeting for her denim line earlier in the month, Jessica Simpson apparently decided to show everyone how classy and business-like she can be, according to Us Weekly: "While one of the executives was speaking in a room... ...read full story


Jessica Simpson makes John Travolta look like a silly bitch

While John Travolta attempts to proselytize Haiti to Xenu, Jessica Simpson is actually doing something useful by sending shoes to a country that's covered in broken earthquake shit. Us Magazine reports: The singer, 29, has announced plans to team... ...read full story


Jessica Simpson’s breasts aren’t big enough

Because there's no way anything from Victoria's Secret will hold those things up, Wonder Woman is gonna be pissed when she sees these pics. "Borrow my clothes without asking, will ya? I want Tony Romo naked in the Invisible... ...read full story


Jessica Simpson still has awesome breasts and other news

- Madonna and Sean Penn might really be happening again. [Lainey Gossip] - Natalie Portman is done doing nude scenes. -- Somebody ask Artie Lange what went wrong so I can do the opposite. [PopEater] - Victoria Silvstedt is... ...read full story


Jessica Simpson has curly hair. STOP EVERYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Somehow Jessica Simpson having curly hair has become the most pervasive news story of the morning, so here she is in LA last night showing off her new do. I guess I'm supposed to be titillated with excitement, but... ...read full story


Jessica Simpson sans make-up and other news

- Katy Perry did not bang Robert Pattinson the other day. You can take her off the "Kill List" now, Twi-hards. [Lainey Gossip] - Meg Ryan or Samantha Ronson? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Rachel Uchitel breaks her silence... ...read full story


Jessica Simpson knew about Tiger’s affairs

Jessica Simpson apparently didn't sleep with Tiger Woods because she knew about his "cheatin' ways." The Chicago Sun-Times reports: According to the source, Simpson had heard about Woods' wandering when she and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo w ...read full story