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Jessica Simpson: ‘My Breasts Get Me Out of Parking Tickets’

April 14th, 2011 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, jessica simpson

   
“So I said, ‘If I can’t fart in here, why are my boobs so big?’ We signed the deal that night.” Jessica Simpson appears in People’s World’s Most Beautiful Issue where she discusses having huge breasts since the sixth grade which I’m going to read as her dad took her swimming a lot: “There’s no way to Read More ...


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Jessica Simpson says stuff, too

February 16th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, bikini, jessica simpson

Seen here over the years/when she was retarded hot, Jessica Simpson appears in the latest issue of Allure where she might as well have answered each question with "I'm completely oblivious to everything around me and sometimes a man's... ...read full story


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John Mayer: The Reactions

February 11th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, holly robinson peete, jennifer aniston, jessica simpson, john mayer, kerry washington

Here's what people are saying about John Mayer's controversial Playboy interview that forced him "quit the media" in a fit of tears last night: Jessica Simpson: "I'm a boxer!" Richard T. Ford, author of The Race Card: "He's no... ...read full story


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John Mayer discusses banging Jessica Simpson

February 10th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, jennifer aniston, jessica simpson, john mayer

Us Magazine got a hold of John Mayer's upcoming interview for Playboy where he discusses everything from sex with Jessica Simpson to how he only banged a few groupies to get over Jennifer Aniston: On Jessica Simpson: "Yeah, that... ...read full story


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Jessica Simpson farted during a business meeting. Of course she did.

January 28th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, jessica simpson

During a meeting for her denim line earlier in the month, Jessica Simpson apparently decided to show everyone how classy and business-like she can be, according to Us Weekly: "While one of the executives was speaking in a room... ...read full story


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Jessica Simpson makes John Travolta look like a silly bitch

January 26th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, haiti, jessica simpson

While John Travolta attempts to proselytize Haiti to Xenu, Jessica Simpson is actually doing something useful by sending shoes to a country that's covered in broken earthquake shit. Us Magazine reports: The singer, 29, has announced plans to team... ...read full story


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Jessica Simpson’s breasts aren’t big enough

January 14th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, jessica simpson

Because there's no way anything from Victoria's Secret will hold those things up, Wonder Woman is gonna be pissed when she sees these pics. "Borrow my clothes without asking, will ya? I want Tony Romo naked in the Invisible... ...read full story


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Jessica Simpson still has awesome breasts and other news

January 8th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, jessica simpson, links

- Madonna and Sean Penn might really be happening again. [Lainey Gossip] - Natalie Portman is done doing nude scenes. -- Somebody ask Artie Lange what went wrong so I can do the opposite. [PopEater] - Victoria Silvstedt is... ...read full story


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Jessica Simpson has curly hair. STOP EVERYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!

January 6th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, jessica simpson

Somehow Jessica Simpson having curly hair has become the most pervasive news story of the morning, so here she is in LA last night showing off her new do. I guess I'm supposed to be titillated with excitement, but... ...read full story


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Jessica Simpson sans make-up and other news

December 22nd, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, jessica simpson, links

- Katy Perry did not bang Robert Pattinson the other day. You can take her off the "Kill List" now, Twi-hards. [Lainey Gossip] - Meg Ryan or Samantha Ronson? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Rachel Uchitel breaks her silence... ...read full story


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