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Snooki Looks Good Without Makeup On? That Can’t Be Right.

zurza — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:29:51 +0000

Apparently it’s celebrities going au naturel on Twitter week, because here’s Snooki without makeup on in a photo posted to Twitter yesterday and, no, your coffee wasn’t switched with a beaker of LSD again, she seriously does look decent without an entire cosmetics department shellacked across her face. On a related note, a flaming severed Read More ...

The Situation Just Quit ‘Jersey Shore’

zurza — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 05:00:31 +0000

And the Baby Gap just got itself a new T-shirt model. According to several photo agencies, these are apparently shots of The Situation storming off the set of Jersey Shore Wednesday afternoon and telling photographers, “It’s over,” and “Say goodbye to the bad guy.” Unlike when Vinny quit, producers haven’t immediately sold a statement to TMZ, Read More ...

Snooki’s in a Swimsuit Again

zurza — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 15:36:51 +0000

Snooki seems to have spent all last week taking a vacation from her arduous life of being filmed on vacation because here she is in Hawaii after exposing Vegas to her eight-foot long ass-crack. Which is actually impressive for a person small enough to qualify as a carry-on. “She’s more ass-crack now than woman, twisted Read More ...

Now JWoww Wants To Do Playboy

zurza — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:20:18 +0000

After searching her soul (Read: Seeing a whole lot of broke in her future.) JWoww has changed her tune on posing for Playboy now that she’s no longer worried about being a role model to eight-year-old aspiring graphic designers. No, really. E! News reports: She said she decided to put it off after an 8-year-old girl Read More ...

This Has To Be Child Abuse

zurza — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 14:53:12 +0000

Instead of contacting child services like a responsible adult, JWoww decided to retweet this photo of three young, impressionable children dressed up like the cast of Jersey Shore. Then again, I probably shouldn’t rule out that this is actually Snooki considering she looks to be about the same height. No, wait, that’s not cool. Now Read More ...

The Situation’s Brother Is a Lady’s Man

zurza — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 16:26:50 +0000

And it begins… Once these Jersey Shore kids became inevitably famous in a genre populated almost exclusively by giant-ass porn stars pretending to be normal human beings with souls, it was only a matter of time until family members riding the gravy train started making a mess of things. Which is exactly what The Situation’s brother Read More ...

They all get girlfriends.

zurza — Tue, 18 May 2010 03:20:00 +0000

Should I have said Spoiler Alert? Here's Pauly D and Vinny of Jersey Shore posing with their "girlfriends" in Miami because apparently MTV's going to shoehorn in a storyline that doesn't involve these kids forgetting what their nicknames are... ...read full story

JWoww makes sure the only relevant part of her is still attached and other news

zurza — Tue, 04 May 2010 00:15:00 +0000

- Chely Wright is People magazine’s niece, right? That has to be what happened. [Dlisted] – Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry break-up is getting real. [Lainey Gossip] – David Boreanaz admits to cheating on his wife giving Buffy fans… …read full story

Snooki & JWoww aren’t really Italian

zurza — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:45:00 +0000

Of course they're not. Via Fox411: But in an appearance on FoxNews.com's hit Web show, "The Strategy Room," Jenni "JWOWW" Farley revealed that she and some of the other cast members are not actually Italian! Farley herself is "Spanish... ...read full story

Snooki is behind the leaked nudes

zurza — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:45:00 +0000

When the owners of NakedSnooki.com didn't get their cocks sued off for openly, and still unsuccessfully, trying to sell "nude" photos of Snooki, I pretty much assumed she was involved somehow. Jump forward to the past 24 hours where... ...read full story