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They all get girlfriends.

zurza — Tue, 18 May 2010 03:20:00 +0000

Should I have said Spoiler Alert? Here's Pauly D and Vinny of Jersey Shore posing with their "girlfriends" in Miami because apparently MTV's going to shoehorn in a storyline that doesn't involve these kids forgetting what their nicknames are... ...read full story

JWoww makes sure the only relevant part of her is still attached and other news

zurza — Tue, 04 May 2010 00:15:00 +0000

- Chely Wright is People magazine’s niece, right? That has to be what happened. [Dlisted] – Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry break-up is getting real. [Lainey Gossip] – David Boreanaz admits to cheating on his wife giving Buffy fans… …read full story

Snooki & JWoww aren’t really Italian

zurza — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:45:00 +0000

Of course they're not. Via Fox411: But in an appearance on FoxNews.com's hit Web show, "The Strategy Room," Jenni "JWOWW" Farley revealed that she and some of the other cast members are not actually Italian! Farley herself is "Spanish... ...read full story

Snooki is behind the leaked nudes

zurza — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:45:00 +0000

When the owners of NakedSnooki.com didn't get their cocks sued off for openly, and still unsuccessfully, trying to sell "nude" photos of Snooki, I pretty much assumed she was involved somehow. Jump forward to the past 24 hours where... ...read full story

JWoww understands television

zurza — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:10:00 +0000

Like any woman with fake tits and absolutely zero redeeming personal qualities, Jersey Shore's JWoww reached the inevitable conclusion that they should probably be bigger. Page Six reports: She was spotted Friday visiting the Long Island offices of ...read full story

Philadelphia, you’re alright.

zurza — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:15:00 +0000

Snooki made an appearance at the Philadelphia Wing Bowl this morning where the fine citizens decided to boo loudly any time her Jamie-Lynn Sigler With The Gout face appeared on the Jumbo-tron. In response, Snooki flipped off the entire... ...read full story

Of course they are.

zurza — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:50:00 +0000

And this makes absolute perfect sense when you think about every shitass decision that brought us to the point. Via RadarOnline: Two days after his March 1 return as host of The Tonight Show, Jay Leno may get a... ...read full story

Warwick Davis with Tits took naked pictures. Oh, good.

zurza — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:35:00 +0000

Because it worked out awesome for J-Woww, there's nude photos of Snooki being shopped around. Of course. RadarOnline reports: The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she... ...read full story

This J-Woww person took nude photos? I don’t believe it.

zurza — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:50:00 +0000

Well, this was only a matter of time. One of the female cast-members on Jersey Shore is the subject of nude photos currently being shopped around, according to RadarOnline: There are at least three photos of J-Woww, RadarOnline.com has... ...read full story

Jersey Shore isn’t Friends

zurza — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:55:00 +0000

Because combined they're an unstoppable fuckbox of dumb, the cast of Jersey Shore is attempting a Friends-style negotiation to return for another season. TMZ reports: As we first reported, MTV offered each cast member a $10,000 signing bonus and... ...read full story