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		<title>And Here Comes the Bullshit…</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 03:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Lil Wayne gets year in prison for gun charges</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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