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Heidi Montag Mourns Its Maker

zurza — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 00:15:18 +0000

“Me all alone now.” The mannequin formerly known as Heidi Montag came out of seclusion today, albeit briefly, to express her condolences over the loss of Dr. Frank Ryan, the only plastic surgeon brave enough to take all her MTV money in exchange for radical reconstructive surgery that suggests a deep psychological fracture. God rest his Read More ...

Heidi Montag: ‘Can’t you see the sadness? In my butt.’

zurza — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 01:30:00 +0000

So the Heidi and Spencer split was officially scripted. Here's Heidi pretending to look sad in Malibu because when I know when I'm upset nothing truly conveys that emotion like playfully pointing my ass at a camera. You can... ...read full story

Heidi Montag’s Transformers 3 Audition

zurza — Thu, 27 May 2010 02:50:00 +0000

Heidi Montag slapped together an audition tape for Michael Bay (after the jump) that's literally nothing more than her firing guns at the shooting range while Spencer films it on an iPhone. I don't even know where to begin... ...read full story

Heidi Montag in a Bikini

zurza — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 02:55:00 +0000

The mannequin known as Heidi Montag hosted the opening of Liquid in Vegas on Saturday and there’s literally no way to describe these pics without equating them to a large-breasted candle you’d have sex with. Sort of like those… …read full story

Heidi Montag can’t jog anymore

zurza — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 04:10:00 +0000

In a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest yesterday, Heidi Montag opened up about her plastic surgery and revealed that her size E or F - she doesn't even know - breasts make it impossible for her to jog despite... ...read full story

Heidi and Audrina’s breasts got cancelled

zurza — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:35:00 +0000

Civilization just became slightly less doomed. The Hills is going off the air after this season which essentially marks the end of Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag's careers, if that term even applies. Sure, they could fade away for... ...read full story

Heidi Montag wants to make these bigger

zurza — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:00:00 +0000

I don't really have a quote or news item to go along with these pictures of Heidi in a tank top yesterday. Just the conventional wisdom that she won't stop enlarging her breasts until they dwarf our yellow sun.... ...read full story

PlasticHeidi BotoxFace in Lingerie

zurza — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:00:00 +0000

And we're back to this. You know you're broke when you invite the paparazzi into your Valentine's Day suite that it's painfully clear no one is having sex in. Unless you count Spencer Pratt masturbating to gay porn while... ...read full story

Heidi Montag is ready to show her nipples now

zurza — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Heidi Montag is negotiating a second spread for Playboy and this time around she's willing to make it less Jesus-friendly because, goddamn, fake tits cost are expensive. Via The Scoop: "She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew R ...read full story

Heidi Montag getting hate mail about her plastic surgery

zurza — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:40:00 +0000

After essentially transforming herself into a big-titted wax figure, Heidi Montag has started receiving hate mail from Christians, according to Life & Style: "Spencer ordered about seven bunches of flowers to cheer up Heidi because she'd received a ...read full story