Entries Tagged 'heidi montag' ↓
Heidi Montag wants to make these bigger
February 19th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, heidi montag
I don't really have a quote or news item to go along with these pictures of Heidi in a tank top yesterday. Just the conventional wisdom that she won't stop enlarging her breasts until they dwarf our yellow sun.... ...read full story
PlasticHeidi BotoxFace in Lingerie
February 16th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, heidi montag, lingerie
And we're back to this. You know you're broke when you invite the paparazzi into your Valentine's Day suite that it's painfully clear no one is having sex in. Unless you count Spencer Pratt masturbating to gay porn while... ...read full story
Heidi Montag is ready to show her nipples now
February 10th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, heidi montag, playboy
Heidi Montag is negotiating a second spread for Playboy and this time around she's willing to make it less Jesus-friendly because, goddamn, fake tits cost are expensive. Via The Scoop: "She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew R ...read full story
Heidi Montag getting hate mail about her plastic surgery
January 28th, 2010 — Entertainment, heidi montag
After essentially transforming herself into a big-titted wax figure, Heidi Montag has started receiving hate mail from Christians, according to Life & Style: "Spencer ordered about seven bunches of flowers to cheer up Heidi because she'd received a ...read full story
Heidi Montag and her giant new breasts do yoga
January 25th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, Videos, heidi montag
Despite the fact that yoga is the Devil's aerobics, Heidi Montag spent the weekend testing the limberness of her new body that she can't afford because exactly five people bought her album. Which is why I'm pretty sure this... ...read full story
Heidi Montag’s album sells less than 1,000 copies
January 21st, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, heidi montag
Despite her huge plastic tits and sexually-charged lyrics, Heidi Montag's new album Superficial couldn't even sell 1,000 copies. And if that's not hilarious enough, she dropped her entire life's savings into it because she had her brain replaced wit ...read full story
Heidi Montag shows her frozen-face in public
January 19th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, heidi montag
Before appearing on today's Good Morning America, Heidi Montag resorted to her old tricks by inviting the paparazzi outside her "secret hideaway" in LA yesterday. These are the first candid shots of Heidi since undergoing 10 reconstructive surgeries ...read full story
Audrina Patrdige forgets she’s 85% plastic, too
January 15th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, audrina patridge, heidi montag
Despite the fact she won't admit to being recyclable herself, Audrina Patridge says she supports Heidi Montag's decision to undergo 500 reconstructive surgeries if it makes her happy. People reports: But even as the 24-year-old reality star shows he ...read full story
Heidi Montag or Barbie with a circulatory system?
January 13th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, heidi montag
Completely out of character for an attention-starved blow-up doll, Heidi Montag hasn't been photographed by the paparazzi since late November. Turns out she's been spending a small fortune having her chin sanded down and giving the ol' jugs an... ...read full story
Heidi Montag wants you to eat her panties off. For Jesus.
January 12th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, heidi montag
Heidi Montag's new album Superficial released today and apparently one of the songs requests someone who won't cry at the mere thought of her vagina (Spencer.) remove her panties with his teeth. Via Us Magazine: "I brought some treats... ...read full story
