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BEST OF 2009: Heidi Klum Covered in Chocolate

zurza — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:05:00 +0000

7. HEIDI KLUM Posted: 10/30/2009 PHOTOGRAPHER: I need a really hot photo shoot idea for Heidi Klum. EINSTEIN'S GHOST: Cover her naked body in chocolate sauce. PHOTOGRAPHER: .... I am so glad you haunt me. EINSTEIN'S GHOST: E =... ...read full story

Heidi Klum and the Other Victoria’s Secret Models I’m Just Now Getting To

zurza — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:30:00 +0000

Here's some more shots from the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show including Heidi Klum daring to walk on stage after having a baby, the unfathomably hot Ana Beatriz Barros, Behati Prinsloo and Chanel Iman who I specifically saved for... ...read full story

Famous People in Costumes

zurza — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:55:00 +0000

Because everyone knows Hollywood is a godless bordello of Sodomites, it's no surprise the stars came out to celebrate Halloween/pay homage to Satan for their careers. So here's a gathering of costumed celebs In no particular order: Jessica Lowndes.. ...read full story

Heidi Klum is all kinds of nude

zurza — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:35:00 +0000

It's Friday, so I honestly can't think of better way to start the day than Heidi Klum all kinds of naked and covered in chocolate sauce. Here she is in photographer Rankin's just-released coffee table book Heidilicious which is... ...read full story

Paris Hilton still has really gross knees and other news

zurza — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:40:00 +0000

- Billy Ray Cyrus wants Miley Cyrus to keep Tweeting. How else is going to buy that there sol-eed gold spittoon he's been fixin' to get? [Lainey Gossip] - Jon Gosselin and the paparazzi: BFFs. [PopEater] - Jessica Alba... ...read full story

Dita Von Teese is busty and other news

zurza — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 02:30:00 +0000

- Courtney Love is apparently competing with Lindsay Lohan for the title of "Most Cracked Out Twitter User." [PopEater] - Hugh Jackman keeps picking up his daughter after school [Lainey Gossip] - Mischa Barton's new show is canceled after... ...read full story

Kim Kardashian just lowered property values

zurza — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 01:00:00 +0000

- Lauren Conrad claims Ryan Gosling hit on her. Does he like them boring? I forget. [Lainey Gossip] - Jenna Fischer is engaged. That's what she said. (See what I did there?) [PopEater] - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel... ...read full story

Kendra Wilkinson has a bachelorette party

zurza — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:00:00 +0000

- Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper had a conveniently photographed date last night. Somewhere Angelina is still not giving a shit. [Lainey Gossip] - Ricky Martin has finally come out of the closet. The completely transparent one that might... ...read full story