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GOLDEN GLOBES: The people who weren’t Christina Hendricks’ breasts.

zurza — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:05:00 +0000

And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn't have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me: Christina Aguilera with her rapidly shrinking chesticles. (Stop. Working. Out.) ...read full story

Halle Berry makes me want to strangle a mountain ox (Suck it, Megan Fox)

zurza — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:25:00 +0000

Here's Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry at the 6th Annual Keep a Child Alive Ball in New York last night, and nothing helps a child stay alive more than knowing a blogger is getting laid by an Oscar-winning actress.... ...read full story

Halle Berry is hot and other news

zurza — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:00:00 +0000

- Jon Gosselin's "sex appeal" is explained with absolutely no mention of a penis wrapped in hundred dollar bills being presented on the back of an ATV. So take it with a grain of salt. [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow... ...read full story

Kim Kardsashian is blonde and other news

zurza — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:15:00 +0000

- Kathy Griffin brought Levi Johnston as her date to the Teen Choice Awards. Was this an object lesson for the kids about cougars' old age making them infertile so you don't even have to bother with a condom?... ...read full story

Halle Berry’s boyfriend is making me look bad

zurza — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:00:00 +0000

Halle Berry and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry took their baby Nahla on vacation to Miami this week where Gabriel decided to strut his six-pack abs all over the place. So, what? You think you're better than me because you're insanely... ...read full story

Hayden Panettiere is single

zurza — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:15:00 +0000

- Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones are no longer a couple. Turns out he's a womanizer, and she can not only see through keyholes but fit through them and say "Hey, why are you sleeping with that hooker?" [The... ...read full story