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GOLDEN GLOBES: The people who weren’t Christina Hendricks’ breasts.

And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn't have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me: Christina Aguilera with her rapidly shrinking chesticles. (Stop. Working. Out.) ...read full story


Halle Berry makes me want to strangle a mountain ox (Suck it, Megan Fox)

Here's Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry at the 6th Annual Keep a Child Alive Ball in New York last night, and nothing helps a child stay alive more than knowing a blogger is getting laid by an Oscar-winning actress.... ...read full story


Halle Berry is hot and other news

- Jon Gosselin's "sex appeal" is explained with absolutely no mention of a penis wrapped in hundred dollar bills being presented on the back of an ATV. So take it with a grain of salt. [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow... ...read full story


Kim Kardsashian is blonde and other news

- Kathy Griffin brought Levi Johnston as her date to the Teen Choice Awards. Was this an object lesson for the kids about cougars' old age making them infertile so you don't even have to bother with a condom?... ...read full story


Halle Berry’s boyfriend is making me look bad

Halle Berry and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry took their baby Nahla on vacation to Miami this week where Gabriel decided to strut his six-pack abs all over the place. So, what? You think you're better than me because you're insanely... ...read full story


Hayden Panettiere is single

- Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones are no longer a couple. Turns out he's a womanizer, and she can not only see through keyholes but fit through them and say "Hey, why are you sleeping with that hooker?" [The... ...read full story