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Lindsay Thought Gwyneth Was Her Friend

zurza — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 15:59:43 +0000

Seen here together in 2005 – Yes, those were legal at the time. – Lindsay Lohan is apparently still mad at Gwyneth Paltrow for making fun of her in an episode of Glee. At least according to Dina Lohan, who you can tell is cut off because she’s still using a month-old story to wedge Read More ...

Kristen Bell is still banging that guy and other news

zurza — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:55:00 +0000

- Nancy Grace lunches on Jon Gosselin's balls. [PopEater] - Don Draper kicks the shit out of non-fictional men. [Lainey Gossip] - Kelly Bensimon needs to stop working out. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Paris Hilton will answer... ...read full story

Gwen Stefani likes small children to see her bra at the park and other news

zurza — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:20:00 +0000

- Jude Law's dramatic reading of Lady GaGa's "Poker Face." [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow gives investment advice to the peasants. Splendid. [Lainey Gossip] - La Toya Jackson looks like Michael Jackson with breast implants. Where was she during Jesus. ...read full story

Halle Berry is hot and other news

zurza — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:00:00 +0000

- Jon Gosselin's "sex appeal" is explained with absolutely no mention of a penis wrapped in hundred dollar bills being presented on the back of an ATV. So take it with a grain of salt. [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow... ...read full story

Gwyneth Paltrow has breast-like objects

zurza — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:10:00 +0000

Here's Gwyneth Paltrow shopping in Barcelona over the weekend, and I'm not gonna lie, I downloaded these based on the thumbnails that led me to believe her bare breasts were GOOPing out of her shirt. Turns out it's a... ...read full story

Jay-Z runs some sort of town and other news

zurza — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 03:00:00 +0000

- Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPs all over the Internet. [Lainey Gossip] - Sting's daughter completely murders his image. [PopEater] - Paris Hilton ducks $8 million lawsuit. Still has the clap. [PopSugar] - Joan Rivers won't be alone in a kitchen... ...read full story

Tyra Banks joins a flash mob and other news

zurza — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:00:00 +0000

- Jesus Luz earns his paycheck at Madonna's 51st birthday dinner. [Splash News] - Jessica Simpson is NOT replacing Paula Abdul. Is it because she can't read? That's discrimination! [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow used to be in on the... ...read full story

Gary Coleman must be broke as shit and other news

zurza — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 04:00:00 +0000

- Chris Brown is truly suffering for beating the shit out of Rihanna. I mean, he went to the club last night without an entourage. I thought we were done torturing as a nation? [Got your back, Lainey.] -... ...read full story

Eric Dane shirtless and other news

zurza — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:45:00 +0000

- Michael Jackson had a blood-soaked shirt in his closet and people think this is weird? It's Michael Jackson. I'm surprised they didn't find Short Round from Indiana Jones in there. "Twenty years it take you to find me,... ...read full story

Scarlett Johansson at Comic-Con and other news

zurza — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:00:00 +0000

- Chris Brown and Rihanna might have had a secret rendezvous. Choo choo! Hear that? That was the sympathy train leaving the station and running over Rihanna's face because Chris Brown's driving. [- Chris Brown and Rihanna might have... ...read full story