the urge to zurza
September 2nd, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, blake lively, links
- Melanie Griffith in The Saddest Thing You Will Ever Read.
- Amy Winehouse wants Pete Doherty to crash at her place for a spell. This should be good.
- Mel Gibson apparently wasn’t clear the first two time. “BLOW. ME. ON. MY. PENIS.”
- Hilary Duff in The Oldest Trick in the Book. Read More ...
August 25th, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, affair, divorce, elin nordegren, tiger woods
Seen here yesterday after signing divorce papers Monday, Elin Nordegren gave her “first and last” interview to People regarding her divorce from Tiger Woods that’s obviously been vetted through an entire gauntlet of lawyers. How can I tell? Tiger Woods himself gives a statement in it that she’s a wonderful mother and she calls him Read More ...
August 18th, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, bikini, heidi montag
“Me all alone now.”
The mannequin formerly known as Heidi Montag came out of seclusion today, albeit briefly, to express her condolences over the loss of Dr. Frank Ryan, the only plastic surgeon brave enough to take all her MTV money in exchange for radical reconstructive surgery that suggests a deep psychological fracture. God rest his Read More ...
August 13th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, audrina patridge, bikini
After awkwardly dry-humping your eyes with Sarah Silverman in a bathing suit earlier, it’s only fair I post someone who was (surgically) made to be in a bikini, so here’s Audrina Patridge in Bora Bora today with whoever she’s fucking this week. Granted, there’s a questionable spot between her breasts, try thinking of this whole Read More ...
August 12th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, candice swanepoel
Candice Swanepoel helped launch the new Incredible Bra by Victoria’s Secret yesterday, and I honestly don’t know what to say here without turning the site into AnalAvenger.com six months ahead of schedule. So if you don’t mind, I’m going to just quietly sit here muttering “humina humina humina” before biting my fist. *chomp*
That did absolutely Read More ...
August 10th, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, Videos, snooki
I legitimately believed there was no way to top the Lindsay video. — I was wrong.
Adding… Haha! She can’t see above the water. It’s funny cause it’s true.
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August 6th, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, Videos, dominic monaghan, eminem, megan fox, rihanna
Eminem and Rihanna debuted their new video for “Love the Way You Lie” (after the jump) which apparently stars Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan as Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva unless I’m interpreting this thing all wrong. As noted before, I’m not at all an Eminem fan, but the song’s actually pretty decent considering Rihanna Read More ...
August 4th, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, danielle staub, kim kardashian, montana fishburne, sex tape
When Montana Fishburne announced she made a porno because that’s how Kim Kardashian got famous, pretty much everyone reacted with, “Eh. Makes sense.” Now Bonnie Fuller of Hollywood Life is calling for Kim to come forward and speak out/lie about sex tapes before others follow in her footsteps. FOX 411 reports:
“I think Kim Read More ...
July 31st, 2010 — Dennis Rodman, Dirt, Entertainment, NSFW, Photos, tara reid, upskirt
Here’s Tara Reid drunk off her ass with ex-fiance Michael Axtmann in Saint Tropez last night where she gave everyone a glimpse of whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Considering she’s been mangled by years of bargain plastic surgery I’m just amazed it doesn’t look like Mickey Rourke’s face down there, so this Read More ...
July 29th, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, chris hemsworth, links
- Chris Hemsworth shuts me up about Alexander Skarsgard as Thor.
- Irina Shayk knows Cristiano Ronaldo banged Paris Hilton, right? I feel like she should know that and also that I’m disease-free. Wink.
- Nicole Kidman’s a ginger again.
- Tara Reid keeps getting sexier.
- Sam Worthington doesn’t Read More ...