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Rihanna’s Still Drinking

zurza — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 02:26:07 +0000

Here’s the latest batch of Rihanna getting her drunk on for Kadooment Day in Barbados, only this time she’s even further in the bag, and taken it upon herself to make sure the entire country poses for pictures like they’re penis is in her butt (Or hers in theirs because rum is delicious.) which, seriously, Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan is having an awesome week

zurza — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 01:40:00 +0000

Here's Lindsay Lohan leaving a house party Saturday night while her feet are enveloped in coke like she's Pigpen from the goddamn Peanuts. I know I shouldn't be as amazed by these pics as I am, but to put... ...read full story

Christina Ricci might have been drinking

zurza — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:20:00 +0000

Here's an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That's like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths... ...read full story

Lindsay Lohan is the Bruce Banner of drunks

zurza — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:40:00 +0000

Lindsay Lohan was on the warpath last night and reportedly threw a drink in Samantha Ronson's face after the two got into an argument at Crown Bar, according to RadarOnline: "Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of... ...read full story

Andy Dick arrested for drunkenly grabbing penises

zurza — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:40:00 +0000

Because it's been two years since he's reminded people he's the most annoying drunk on Earth, Andy Dick was arrested for sexual abuse after grabbing the crotches of two male employees at a bar in West Virginia, according to... ...read full story

Mariah Carey doesn’t know what the f-ck

zurza — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:20:00 +0000

Thanks to her work in Precious, a shitfaced Mariah Carey accepted her award for Breakthrough Artist at the 2010 Palm Springs International Film Awards last night where she admitted to being drunk, went on a tangent about Helen Mirren... ...read full story

David Hasselhoff’s entire family has a drinking problem

zurza — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:50:00 +0000

Depending on where you got your gossip in my absence, David Hasselhoff was either hospitalized for a seizure or put on psychological hold for the weekend. Regardless it's pretty much a given he drank an entire replica of KITT... ...read full story

Katie Couric is f-cking sexy

zurza — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:20:00 +0000

Sometime Monday, an anonymous source started passing around these old Facebook photos of a drunken Katie Couric celebrating her debut as an anchor for CBS News. And my God, I thought I knew what eroticism meant, but brother, I... ...read full story

Lindsay Lohan crawls out of Paris’ ex’s house

zurza — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:05:00 +0000

Lindsay Lohan attended the Nu Pop Movement event at Kitson last night then apparently did enough partying to end up doing the walk of shame out of Stavros Niarchos' house at seven this morning. I'm not saying they had... ...read full story

Hugh Grant drunkenly strikes out with model

zurza — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:20:00 +0000

A shitfaced Hugh Grant reportedly struck out with Project Runway contestant Matar Cohen Saturday night, and despite his well-documented hatred for cameras, he allowed himself to be photographed the entire time presumably in an attempt to land some m ...read full story