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Paris Hilton in a bikini and other slutty outfits

zurza — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:05:00 +0000

Here's Paris Hilton in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend where she promoted Devassa beer at Carnaval. Because when you're Brazilian and in need of refreshment that lasts forever in your urethra, Devassa's there. What? Was that not what... ...read full story

Paris Hilton denies drunken fight with Doug

zurza — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:15:00 +0000

Captain Birdfoot of the S.S. Barnacled Clam is denying she was involved in a fight with Doug Reinhardt that ended in the cops showing up at her house, according to TMZ: "Doug and I were in bed, sound asleep,... ...read full story

Paris & Doug still beating the shit out of each other

zurza — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:36:16 +0000

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt reportedly got into another drunken brawl this morning, according to TMZ: Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into an epic fight early this morning ... so much so the LAPD responded to a call... ...read full story

Doug Reinhardt photographed choking Paris Hilton

zurza — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:55:00 +0000

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt went at each other last night in front of the paparazzi. The two were out celebrating Halloween and apparently the shit hit the fan when they got in an argument inside their limo and... ...read full story

Paris Hilton has lost her shit

zurza — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:45:00 +0000

Seen here in Vancouver to film her Supernatural cameo, Paris Hilton has officially crossed the line into psycho girlfriend territory. Scope out what she did to Doug Reinhardt's house before heading out of town, according to E! News: Before... ...read full story

Doug Reinhardt shot down by The Hills

zurza — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:00:00 +0000

Looks like Doug Reinhardt is regretting Paris Hilton shitting on The Hills back in May. Much like he crawled back to Paris, he's crawling back to his old stomping grounds who want nothing to do with him. And he... ...read full story

Paris Hilton allowed near aquatic life

zurza — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:30:00 +0000

Here's Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt continuing their vacation in Bora Bora over the weekend, and someone thought it'd be a great idea to let Paris swim with stingrays which raises two important questions: 1. Who's more afraid of... ...read full story

Paris Hilton in a bikini – with Doug Reinhardt

zurza — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:15:00 +0000

Here's Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt rekindling their love in Bora Bora yesterday, and can someone explain to me why the hell's there's a hole in Paris' leg? Wait. Of course! It makes perfect sense: A backup vagina. So... ...read full story

Doug Reinhardt romancing Paris in Fiji

zurza — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:00:00 +0000

Doug Reinhardt is doing his best to get back in the good/itchy graces of Paris Hilton, according to E! News: He's rented a private island in Fiji for the two of them, where they are currently spending their time... ...read full story

Seth Rogen shot down by Megan Fox and other news

zurza — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:15:00 +0000

- Robert Pattinson looks like "feminie," according to Twilight co-star Nikki Reed. She'll be dead within the hour. [Lainey Gossip] - Katherine Heigl's mouth is basically one more retarded comment away from sodomizing her career. [Celebslam] - Kevin ...read full story