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Kim Kardashian Might’ve Saved Gay Marriage

zurza — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:28:59 +0000

View the Gallery / 10 Photos » Ground Zero Kim Files For Divorce Read More » Kim Kardashian‘s divorce immediately sparked numerous quips regarding gay marriage – most notably from Star Trek’s George Takei – because, seriously, marriage is supposed to be a life-long prison of internal loneliness and regret, not a get-rich quick scheme. Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Is Pretending To Get A Divorce Already

zurza — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 13:05:12 +0000

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married practically yesterday, but already numerous tabloids are reporting/reprinting press releases from Kris Jenner that it’s not working out because of Kim’s schedule. And just last night Kris was spotted not wearing his wedding ring which might mean something if the entire marriage was real from the start and Read More ...

Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Following Demi Moore On Twitter! OMFG!!!!11

zurza — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:15:00 +0000

The signs pointing toward Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore getting a divorce keep coming in. According to Page Six, he’s stopped following her on Twitter now because complicated adult relationships are always best-handled like you’re in fucking high school. On top of that, his alleged mistress Sara Leal (Who may or may not be the Read More ...

Bret Michaels Banged Miley Cyrus’ Mom

zurza — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 03:55:29 +0000

Presumably as payment for recording a duet with Miley on “Nothing to Lose,” Bret Michaels reportedly had an affair with Tish Cyrus which prompted Billy Ray to file for divorce once he eventually found out. (Why do I feel like I just described an episode of Dukes of Hazzard?) Us Weekly reports: Michaels, 47, “became close Read More ...

Elin Nordegren Says Pre-Approved Words

zurza — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:18:16 +0000

Seen here yesterday after signing divorce papers Monday, Elin Nordegren gave her “first and last” interview to People regarding her divorce from Tiger Woods that’s obviously been vetted through an entire gauntlet of lawyers. How can I tell? Tiger Woods himself gives a statement in it that she’s a wonderful mother and she calls him Read More ...

Heidi Montag: ‘Can’t you see the sadness? In my butt.’

zurza — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 01:30:00 +0000

So the Heidi and Spencer split was officially scripted. Here's Heidi pretending to look sad in Malibu because when I know when I'm upset nothing truly conveys that emotion like playfully pointing my ass at a camera. You can... ...read full story

Jon Gosselin just got f-cked in the divorce

zurza — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:40:00 +0000

Jon and Kate Gosselin's divorce was just finalized this morning and there's a pretty good chance Jon's going to need that gun he just bought. For his mouth. TMZ reports: We've learned under the arbitrator's award, Jon must make... ...read full story

Elin Woods is ‘100%’ filing for divorce

zurza — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:45:00 +0000

While Elin Woods packs up the kids to ditch Tiger for the holidays, presumably so he'll leave whore DNA on the coffee table, sources say their divorce is "100 percent on." ABC News reports: According to Coyne, Nordegren is... ...read full story

Jon Gosselin has to be half retarded. At minimum.

zurza — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:10:00 +0000

Jon and Kate Gosselin had an all-day mediation hearing on Saturday that will essentially finalize their divorce and apparently things went remarkably smooth. Minus the rocky beginning when Jon tried to ham things up for the cameras. People reports:. ...read full story

Kate Gosselin files for child AND spousal support. Wait, what?

zurza — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:45:00 +0000

Despite the fact she has a million dollar best-selling book and money squirreled away in 50 different accounts, Kate Gosselin is now suing Jon for child and spousal support based on the drop-in-the-bucket amount she apparently didn't notice him... ...read full story