zurza » cristiano ronaldo

Spencer Pratt is told about himself. Musically.

zurza — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:30:00 +0000

- Angelina Jolie wants to be president. Well, we elected a black guy, so why not a quasi-incestuous blood amulet-wearing child collector? It's time, America. It's time. [Celebslam] - Jonathan Rhys Meyers arrested for drunkenly assaulting an airport ...read full story

Paris Hilton secretes dumb

zurza — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:15:00 +0000

- Paris Hilton wants Cristiano Ronaldo to be the David to her Victoria Beckham. If that involves her moving to Europe and immediately becoming irrelevant, where do I sign? [Celebslam] - Madonna wants Gwyneth Paltrow to decorate Mercy's nursery.... ...read full story