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Spencer Pratt is told about himself. Musically.

- Angelina Jolie wants to be president. Well, we elected a black guy, so why not a quasi-incestuous blood amulet-wearing child collector? It's time, America. It's time. [Celebslam] - Jonathan Rhys Meyers arrested for drunkenly assaulting an airport ...read full story


Paris Hilton secretes dumb

- Paris Hilton wants Cristiano Ronaldo to be the David to her Victoria Beckham. If that involves her moving to Europe and immediately becoming irrelevant, where do I sign? [Celebslam] - Madonna wants Gwyneth Paltrow to decorate Mercy's nursery.... ...read full story