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Christina Aguilera Has Looked Worse

   
Christina Aguilera brought her wine-fueled jowls to The Voice press junket last night and talked about being a judge on American Idol for Pussies which is how I read this. Via USA Today: Explaining her coaching outlook, Aguilera said: “There is no good and bad. This isn’t about tearing people down. I want to bring these Read More ...


GOLDEN GLOBES: The people who weren’t Christina Hendricks’ breasts.

And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn't have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me: Christina Aguilera with her rapidly shrinking chesticles. (Stop. Working. Out.) ...read full story


Christina Aguilera has an itchy vagina

Poor Christina Aguilera. She can't even scratch an itch without the paparazzi snapping a photo causing everyone to speculate she's secretly having unprotected sex with longshoremen because her husband spends his nights eating the dreams of children ...read full story


Famous People in Costumes

Because everyone knows Hollywood is a godless bordello of Sodomites, it's no surprise the stars came out to celebrate Halloween/pay homage to Satan for their careers. So here's a gathering of costumed celebs In no particular order: Jessica Lowndes.. ...read full story


Christina Aguilera has pumpkins, too

While others basically assaulted small children in the face with their breasts, here's a more modest Christina Aguilera taking her son Max to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch yesterday. Although she also brought Jordan Bratman which I'm sure left many... ...read full story