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Charlie Sheen’s Getting $25 Million in Warner Bros. Settlement. Oh, Good.

zurza — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:55:40 +0000

After being fired from Two and a Half Men for repeatedly daring them to fire him via a hail of hookers, blow and crazy talk, Charlie Sheen is apparently going to receive a $25 million settlement from Warner Bros. after originally suing them for $100 million for wrongful termination, according to the LA Times. What’s Read More ...

Ashton Kutcher Replacing Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’

zurza — Fri, 13 May 2011 05:07:49 +0000

“Remember, Desmond Hume is your constant.” Wait, wrong bearded guy. If you’re like me, you just assumed Charlie Sheen appearing on Entourage would be the most douche-filled casting news you’d hear all week and got to work engraving the trophy. Well, put down that chisel, mon frere, for au contraire, according to The Hollywood Reporter: Two sources Read More ...

Bree Olson is a Helper

zurza — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 00:19:49 +0000

While Charlie Sheen spent his morning texting Good Morning America that he’s still showing up for work on Tuesday because you’re not winning if you don’t have hostages, Bree Olson put on her publicist hat and tweeted the least suspicious thing I’ve ever read in my life: I don’t do drugs and neither does anybody around Read More ...

And ‘Two and a Half Men’ is Canceled

zurza — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 00:14:08 +0000

“Guess which one of us ain’t on the party plane. SHEEN-SASSIN’D.” Before we delve into Part Two of “Charlie Sheen Remembered Coke’s His Oxygen Again,” here’s a quick update on why Brooke Mueller was suspiciously missing from his in-flight interview with Alex Jones: Charlie kicked her off the plane. Whether that means literally or they actually Read More ...

Charlie Sheen: ‘Thanks, Everybody!’

zurza — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 13:00:43 +0000

To show his appreciation for all that enabling this past week, Charlie Sheen has issued a statement thanking his bosses and loyal fans who stood by him through thick and thin because it’s not like he’s assaulting their over-stuffed, catchers mitt of a vagina with promises of Bentleys. — Yet. Oh, and also he think Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Pretends to Need Rehab, Calls Us All ‘Turds’

zurza — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 02:44:28 +0000

“Addiction? Is that even a word?” For those of you who haven’t heard by now, Charlie Sheen managed to check himself into rehab sometime between me publishing the “Porn Family” post and transitioning to Miller Time which is incredible considering that’s only a 30-second window. – Quick aside: Why create a “Vortex Bottle” if one sip’s Read More ...

Charlie Sheen’s wife in rehab for crack addiction

zurza — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:40:00 +0000

Charlie Sheen's wife Brooke Mueller has entered rehab for substance abuse (Read: crack.), according to TMZ: As we first reported, Brooke had been drinking before she called 911 and that could affect her credibility. Now we've learned Brooke checked. ...read full story

Charlie Sheen’s tender court date of love

zurza — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:55:00 +0000

Charlie Sheen was charged in Aspen court yesterday with felony menacing, third-degree assault and criminal mischief after he allegedly held a knife to his wife Brooke Mueller's throat and threatened to kill her on Christmas night. Fortunately Brooke ...read full story

Charlie Sheen dropped by Hanes

zurza — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:45:00 +0000

While CBS busts out the whitewash because your dad thinks Two and a Half Men is hilarious, Hanes immediately dropped Charlie Sheen from it's ad campaigns the day following his arrest, according to the AP: "It's a pretty standard,... ...read full story

Charlie Sheen is hilarious, let’s forgive him!

zurza — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:45:00 +0000

At a table read for Two and a Half Men following the holidays, Charlie Sheen made a joke about his holiday fiasco which cracked everybody up so he wouldn't knife them in the pancreas. RadarOnline reports: Jon gave a... ...read full story