the urge to zurza
September 20th, 2011 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, Red Carpet, charlie sheen
After being fired from Two and a Half Men for repeatedly daring them to fire him via a hail of hookers, blow and crazy talk, Charlie Sheen is apparently going to receive a $25 million settlement from Warner Bros. after originally suing them for $100 million for wrongful termination, according to the LA Times. What’s Read More ...
May 13th, 2011 — Chuck Lorre, Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, ashton kutcher, charlie sheen
“Remember, Desmond Hume is your constant.” Wait, wrong bearded guy.
If you’re like me, you just assumed Charlie Sheen appearing on Entourage would be the most douche-filled casting news you’d hear all week and got to work engraving the trophy. Well, put down that chisel, mon frere, for au contraire, according to The Hollywood Reporter:
Two sources Read More ...
February 26th, 2011 — Bree Olson, Chuck Lorre, Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, charlie sheen
While Charlie Sheen spent his morning texting Good Morning America that he’s still showing up for work on Tuesday because you’re not winning if you don’t have hostages, Bree Olson put on her publicist hat and tweeted the least suspicious thing I’ve ever read in my life:
I don’t do drugs and neither does anybody around Read More ...
February 25th, 2011 — Chuck Lorre, Dirt, Entertainment, brooke mueller, charlie sheen
“Guess which one of us ain’t on the party plane. SHEEN-SASSIN’D.”
Before we delve into Part Two of “Charlie Sheen Remembered Coke’s His Oxygen Again,” here’s a quick update on why Brooke Mueller was suspiciously missing from his in-flight interview with Alex Jones: Charlie kicked her off the plane. Whether that means literally or they actually Read More ...
February 3rd, 2011 — Dirt, Entertainment, charlie sheen
To show his appreciation for all that enabling this past week, Charlie Sheen has issued a statement thanking his bosses and loyal fans who stood by him through thick and thin because it’s not like he’s assaulting their over-stuffed, catchers mitt of a vagina with promises of Bentleys. — Yet. Oh, and also he think Read More ...
January 29th, 2011 — Dirt, Entertainment, charlie sheen, drugs, rehab
“Addiction? Is that even a word?”
For those of you who haven’t heard by now, Charlie Sheen managed to check himself into rehab sometime between me publishing the “Porn Family” post and transitioning to Miller Time which is incredible considering that’s only a 30-second window. – Quick aside: Why create a “Vortex Bottle” if one sip’s Read More ...
February 16th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, attack, brooke mueller, charlie sheen, rehab
February 9th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, attack, brooke mueller, charlie sheen
January 7th, 2010 — Entertainment, brooke mueller, charlie sheen, police
January 5th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, brooke mueller, charlie sheen, police
