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Sarah Palin Used To Do Coke, Black Guys

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Putting her opposition to Obama in perspective, Sarah Palin reportedly banged basketball star, and more importantly to her fanbase, not-white guy, Glen Rice shortly before marrying Todd and becoming snowmobiling cokeheads. So basically the most believable shit you’ll ever read in your life. RadarOnline reports: The book, which is due to be published on September Read More ...


Simon Monjack: ‘Brittany didn’t seem that sick’

After the results of Brittany Murphy's autopsy report were released yesterday, the smartest move Simon Monjack could've made at that point is to disappear behind whatever large object could effectively shield him from view. Instead he's going to con ...read full story


Coco is everything that is right about everything

After seeing the latest pic of Coco squatting on her sink make the Internet rounds today, I realized it's been way too long since I plundered her Twitter account for erotic hilarity. So join me as I catch up... ...read full story


The Superficial Presents Celebs I’m Thankful For

The Superficial will be off until Monday, so in the spirit of Thanksgiving, here's a small caption gallery of the celebs I'm most thankful for this year. In the meantime, you can follow my holiday antics on both Facebook... ...read full story