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Angelina Jolie Will See You Now

zurza — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:23:10 +0000

Here’s Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Hollywood premiere of Salt last night and after spending an entire morning focusing on an “actress” who hasn’t starred in anything relevant in the past six years, it’s nice to see some talented stars who actually got famous the old-fashioned way: Adulterous child-snatching. They’re a dying breed, Read More ...

Angelina Jolie isn’t adopting a Haitian baby. This time.

zurza — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:15:00 +0000

When Angelina Jolie went down to Haiti this week everyone immediately assumed she'd be stuffing children in her purse like Britney Spears at a wing buffet. But she assures CNN she's only there to help. For now...: "I'm always... ...read full story

Brad Pitt still loves a part of Angelina

zurza — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:55:00 +0000

Dear Every Woman Who Dreams of One Day Landing a Sophisticated Hollywood Dreamboat Who Won't Grope Your Chest at Random Moments Like Your Current Man, NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE. Love, The Superficial... ...read full story

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt are still together

zurza — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 04:30:00 +0000

Despite the fact rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie breaking up happen every nanosecond, the Internet took a collective piss in its pants Saturday night when News of the World reported the couple were drawing up custody agreements... ...read full story

Brangelina: The Statue

zurza — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:55:00 +0000

From Daniel Edwards the sculptor of Britney Giving Birth and Angelina Double Breast-Feeding comes "Brangelina Forever." Via Splash News: Destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie's relationship will persist in peoples' memories. Theirs is th ...read full story

Brad & Angelina don’t agree on politics. OH SHIT!

zurza — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:25:00 +0000

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie apparently have heated discussions over Obama, according to Us Magazine: "She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise," a ...read full story

Jennifer Connelly is nipplely and other news

zurza — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:00:00 +0000

- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt tell an Italian reporter George Clooney is gay. Nakedness ensues. [PopEater] - Kate Hudson's lack of breasts has its advantages. [Lainey Gossip] - Jaleel White has an entourage who feel they're entitled to... ...read full story

Paris Hilton is fishy and other news

zurza — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 02:30:00 +0000

- Criss Angel is such a master of magic, he has a woman's haircut. Ta-da! [PopEater] - Billy Ray Cyrus approves of Miley's pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards. Is anyone really surprised by this? Honestly. [The Blemish] -... ...read full story

Mandy Moore douches and other news

zurza — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:30:00 +0000

- Kim Kardashian finds acting work further proving Satan's powers are far greater than we imagined. (I only thought he had mad Halo skills. And the voice of a 13 year old.) [PopEater] - Celine Dion is pregnant. How... ...read full story

Elle Macpherson’s still got it and other news

zurza — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:15:00 +0000

- Victoria Beckham goes overkill on the bronzer for her first day on American Idol. Even George Hamilton went "Are you kidding me?" then instructed his wife to tan him with a flamethrower. True story. [Lainey Gossip] - Brad... ...read full story