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Leonardo DiCaprio & Blake Lively Are Practically Ninjas

zurza — Tue, 31 May 2011 17:23:56 +0000

“Not only has covering my eyes with a hat prevented the paparazzi from taking my picture, it still offers complete visibi-” *walks into wall* Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively trying to pretend they didn’t just have sex by cleverly leaving a French hotel separately, and then heading in the exact same direction. It’s almost as Read More ...

Blake Lively Won

zurza — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 14:47:37 +0000

With Green Lantern set to hit theaters next summer, Warner Bros. wisely rolled Blake Lively out in front of the geek crowd at Spike TV’s 2010 Scream Awards last night which is just smart marketing. Case in point, I’m a giant comic nerd, yet I never touched a Green Lantern book until I found out Read More ...

Blake Lively Can Hold Me Hostage (Too Soon?) and Other News

zurza — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:40:25 +0000

- Melanie Griffith in The Saddest Thing You Will Ever Read. - Amy Winehouse wants Pete Doherty to crash at her place for a spell. This should be good. - Mel Gibson apparently wasn’t clear the first two time. “BLOW. ME. ON. MY. PENIS.” - Hilary Duff in The Oldest Trick in the Book. Read More ...

BLAKE LIVELY IN A BIKINI

zurza — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:10:00 +0000

You know that feeling when you see your first child being born then hold him or her in your arms and realize between buckets of tears your life is never going to be the same again? That pretty much... ...read full story

Blake Lively’s breasts cast in Green Lantern

zurza — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:20:00 +0000

And Blake Lively's breasts continue to steamroll the fuck out of Leighton Meester. Via Heat Vision Blog: The search for the Martin Campbell-directed film's leading lady was almost as intense as the one for its title star. Keri Russell... ...read full story

Blake Lively’s breasts premiere some movie

zurza — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:55:00 +0000

Blake Lively attended the New York premiere of Sherlock Holmes last night, but a quick Google search tells me she's not even in the movie! How is this not false advertisement? Somebody get me a lawyer who's willing to... ...read full story

Blake Lively does Elin Woods

zurza — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Blake Lively hosted this weekend's Saturday Night Live where she portrayed Elin Woods in a sketch lambasting Tiger Woods' recent penile dalliances (after the jump). Honestly I can't tell you if it's funny or not since I turned the... ...read full story

Blake Lively still has breasts

zurza — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:40:00 +0000

Blake Lively attended some event that doesn't matter last night and used the venue to remind me I'd build baby-firing bazookas for Al Qaeda just to gently sniff her cleavage for 30 seconds. And before everyone starts questioning my... ...read full story

Blake Lively in Marie Claire and other news

zurza — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:30:00 +0000

- Jon Gosselin is spending Thanksgiving with Hailey instead of the kids. Hope she likes mantrums and gravy. [Betty Confidential] - Chace Crawford is banging which Yankee now? [Lainey Gossip] - Lady GaGa isn't satisfied with her last kill.... ...read full story

Blake Lively, you don’t have to spray tan your rack to impress me

zurza — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:50:00 +0000

Blake Lively attended the Gabrielle's Angel Foundation Angel Ball last night and whoever was handling the spray tan gun evidently missed a few spots. Which is unfortunate because Blake Lively doesn't need a fake tan to make me want... ...read full story