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Courtney Stodden In A Bikini Humping Santa

zurza — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:48:18 +0000

“Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs” – Courtney Stodden, poet laureate. Here’s Courtney Stodden in a holiday bikini basically dry-humping Doug Hutchinson in a Santa costume because if there’s one thing that truly captures the magic of Christmas, it’s a Read More ...

Halle Berry Wore a Bikini For Her Birthday

zurza — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 17:55:15 +0000

This may come as a shock to a lot of you, but Halle Berry has really awesome breasts. So here they are in Malibu yesterday where she celebrated her 45th birthday, yet looked light years more awesome than the 38-year-old Heidi Klum. — From the front anyway. Granted, Halle’s only had one kid to Heidi’s Read More ...

Rihanna’s Still Drinking

zurza — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 02:26:07 +0000

Here’s the latest batch of Rihanna getting her drunk on for Kadooment Day in Barbados, only this time she’s even further in the bag, and taken it upon herself to make sure the entire country poses for pictures like they’re penis is in her butt (Or hers in theirs because rum is delicious.) which, seriously, Read More ...

Rachel Bilson in a Bikini

zurza — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 04:06:19 +0000

Because I left Serena Williams at the top of the page since, I dunno let’s say, 11 a.m. Friday, here’s Rachel Bilson in Barbados over the weekend. She’s there with Hayden Christensen who you’ll notice I cropped out of every single photo because George Lucas isn’t the only one around here who can digitally manipulate Read More ...

Courteney Cox & Josh Hopkins Can’t Keep Their Clothes On

zurza — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 05:09:13 +0000

For two people on a “completely platonic” vacation, Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins seemed to be having a hard time keeping their clothes on around each other in St. Barts yesterday. Not to mention “best pals” don’t usually stand around grinning like idiots while staring at each others fun parts. Granted, my buddies and I Read More ...

Snooki’s in a Swimsuit Again

zurza — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 15:36:51 +0000

Snooki seems to have spent all last week taking a vacation from her arduous life of being filmed on vacation because here she is in Hawaii after exposing Vegas to her eight-foot long ass-crack. Which is actually impressive for a person small enough to qualify as a carry-on. “She’s more ass-crack now than woman, twisted Read More ...

Paris Hilton is Pregnant

zurza — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 05:40:44 +0000

Okay, before anybody panics, let’s run down the list: Idiot sperm donor? Check. Non-impaired uterus? — Let’s come back to that one. Protruding stomach? Check. Bigger boobs? Check. Fatter ass? Check. Belly rubbing thing pregnant chicks always do? Double check. Horsemen of the apocalypse descending from the heavens? I saw a squirrel. Count it. Ah, Jesus. Hopefully I’m wrong, and not just because Read More ...

Megan Fox is in a Bikini Again

zurza — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 05:03:14 +0000

Not unlike the star heralding the arrival of the Christ-child (I have no clue what I’m saying.), Megan Fox appeared in Hawaii over the weekend where she, too, brought great tidings of comfort and joy. — To anyone who’s ever said she has implants. Because not only are they about to burst through her skin Read More ...

Coco, A-AH! She’ll Save Everyone Of Us

zurza — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 01:21:23 +0000

Did I say Megan Fox should be Wonder Woman earlier? Because clearly I meant Coco. Coco should be Wonder Woman. I must’ve been drunk. Photos: Splash News Read More ...

Dania Ramirez Had a Pool Party

zurza — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 00:18:31 +0000

Here’s Entourage star Dania Ramirez hosting a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas Saturday because it’s been way too long without a swimwear post. Personally, I preferred her work as Chick Who Kills People With Her All-Black Eyes on Heroes, but that speaks more to my hatred of every single thing on Entourage than Read More ...