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Kelly Brook’s Breasts are Still in Swimwear

zurza — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:13:24 +0000

Here’s Kelly Brook in Barbados today where she continued to remind everyone that large breasts are the only thing that matter about anything. Except in the case of Coco who proved they can’t distract from a horribly mis-shaven vagina which was like finding out Santa isn’t real all over again. “Her breasts are so huge, Read More ...

Selena Gomez in a Bikini

zurza — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 00:20:45 +0000

I’m assuming God wants to test just how depraved society has become* because here’s yet another almost-18 starlet in revealing attire. This time around it’s Selena Gomez on the set of Monte Carlo today and had I known this was going to turn into Underage Summer, I would’ve made sure all my forged passports are Read More ...

Jessica Hart in a Bikini and I Forgot About Katy Perry

zurza — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:15:44 +0000

There’s been a glaring lack of hot chicks on the site today – although some of you were ready to stab a midget for Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass – so here’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Jessica Hart in the Hamptons and Katy Perry’s performance at the Much Music Video Awards which I entirely missed on account Read More ...

Happy Memorial Day! Love, Wonk-Boobs

zurza — Sat, 29 May 2010 02:00:00 +0000

Now that I've loaded up the site with varying amounts of intentional and unintentional sexy, I bid you adieu, o ye, readers of my dick jokes. But as a parting gift, here's three miles of tit canyon courtesy of... ...read full story

Heidi Montag’s Transformers 3 Audition

zurza — Thu, 27 May 2010 02:50:00 +0000

Heidi Montag slapped together an audition tape for Michael Bay (after the jump) that's literally nothing more than her firing guns at the shooting range while Spencer films it on an iPhone. I don't even know where to begin... ...read full story

They all get girlfriends.

zurza — Tue, 18 May 2010 03:20:00 +0000

Should I have said Spoiler Alert? Here's Pauly D and Vinny of Jersey Shore posing with their "girlfriends" in Miami because apparently MTV's going to shoehorn in a storyline that doesn't involve these kids forgetting what their nicknames are... ...read full story

JWoww makes sure the only relevant part of her is still attached and other news

zurza — Tue, 04 May 2010 00:15:00 +0000

- Chely Wright is People magazine’s niece, right? That has to be what happened. [Dlisted] – Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry break-up is getting real. [Lainey Gossip] – David Boreanaz admits to cheating on his wife giving Buffy fans… …read full story

Beyonce still has nipples

zurza — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 01:20:00 +0000

Here's Beyonce in Hawaii over the weekend where she accidentally let the paparazzi snap a shot of the ultra-rare Beyonce nip. No, really, the last person who saw it was Hugh Jackman at last year's Oscars, and no one's... ...read full story

Heidi Montag in a Bikini

zurza — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 02:55:00 +0000

The mannequin known as Heidi Montag hosted the opening of Liquid in Vegas on Saturday and there’s literally no way to describe these pics without equating them to a large-breasted candle you’d have sex with. Sort of like those… …read full story

Kim Kardashian’s ass in a bikini – FROM BEHIND. It’s the apocalypse!

zurza — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:15:00 +0000

Fucking. FINALLY. Here's Kim Kardashian on a photo shoot for QuickTrim today and somebody actually took a shot of her ass in a bikini. Unfortunately, I can't help but feel robbed considering I expected to see an entire civilization... ...read full story