the urge to zurza
August 18th, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, bikini, heidi montag
“Me all alone now.”
The mannequin formerly known as Heidi Montag came out of seclusion today, albeit briefly, to express her condolences over the loss of Dr. Frank Ryan, the only plastic surgeon brave enough to take all her MTV money in exchange for radical reconstructive surgery that suggests a deep psychological fracture. God rest his Read More ...
August 13th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, audrina patridge, bikini
After awkwardly dry-humping your eyes with Sarah Silverman in a bathing suit earlier, it’s only fair I post someone who was (surgically) made to be in a bikini, so here’s Audrina Patridge in Bora Bora today with whoever she’s fucking this week. Granted, there’s a questionable spot between her breasts, try thinking of this whole Read More ...
June 29th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, bikini, kelly brook
Here’s Kelly Brook in Barbados today where she continued to remind everyone that large breasts are the only thing that matter about anything. Except in the case of Coco who proved they can’t distract from a horribly mis-shaven vagina which was like finding out Santa isn’t real all over again. “Her breasts are so huge, Read More ...
June 26th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, bikini, selena gomez
I’m assuming God wants to test just how depraved society has become* because here’s yet another almost-18 starlet in revealing attire. This time around it’s Selena Gomez on the set of Monte Carlo today and had I known this was going to turn into Underage Summer, I would’ve made sure all my forged passports are Read More ...
June 23rd, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, bikini, jessica hart, katy perry
There’s been a glaring lack of hot chicks on the site today – although some of you were ready to stab a midget for Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass – so here’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Jessica Hart in the Hamptons and Katy Perry’s performance at the Much Music Video Awards which I entirely missed on account Read More ...
May 29th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, audrina patridge, bikini
May 27th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, bikini, heidi montag, megan fox, michael bay
May 18th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, bikini, jersey shore, pauly d, ronnie, sammi, vinny
May 4th, 2010 — Entertainment, J-Woww, Photos, bikini, jersey shore, links
- Chely Wright is People magazine’s niece, right? That has to be what happened. [Dlisted] – Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry break-up is getting real. [Lainey Gossip] – David Boreanaz admits to cheating on his wife giving Buffy fans… …read full story
April 28th, 2010 — Entertainment, NSFW, Photos, So Freaking Hot, beyonce, bikini, nipples
