the urge to zurza
December 20th, 2011 — Courtney Stodden, Dirt, Doug Hutchinson, Entertainment, Hot Bodies, Photos, bikini
August 15th, 2011 — Candid, Dirt, Entertainment, Hot Bodies, Photos, So Freaking Hot, bikini, halle berry
This may come as a shock to a lot of you, but Halle Berry has really awesome breasts. So here they are in Malibu yesterday where she celebrated her 45th birthday, yet looked light years more awesome than the 38-year-old Heidi Klum. — From the front anyway. Granted, Halle’s only had one kid to Heidi’s Read More ...
August 2nd, 2011 — Candid, Dirt, Entertainment, Hot Bodies, Photos, bikini, drunk, rihanna
Here’s the latest batch of Rihanna getting her drunk on for Kadooment Day in Barbados, only this time she’s even further in the bag, and taken it upon herself to make sure the entire country poses for pictures like they’re penis is in her butt (Or hers in theirs because rum is delicious.) which, seriously, Read More ...
April 25th, 2011 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, bikini, rachel bilson
Because I left Serena Williams at the top of the page since, I dunno let’s say, 11 a.m. Friday, here’s Rachel Bilson in Barbados over the weekend. She’s there with Hayden Christensen who you’ll notice I cropped out of every single photo because George Lucas isn’t the only one around here who can digitally manipulate Read More ...
April 1st, 2011 — Courteney Cox, Dirt, Entertainment, Josh Hopkins, Photos, bikini
For two people on a “completely platonic” vacation, Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins seemed to be having a hard time keeping their clothes on around each other in St. Barts yesterday. Not to mention “best pals” don’t usually stand around grinning like idiots while staring at each others fun parts. Granted, my buddies and I Read More ...
March 21st, 2011 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, bikini, jersey shore, snooki
Snooki seems to have spent all last week taking a vacation from her arduous life of being filmed on vacation because here she is in Hawaii after exposing Vegas to her eight-foot long ass-crack. Which is actually impressive for a person small enough to qualify as a carry-on.
“She’s more ass-crack now than woman, twisted Read More ...
December 31st, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, bikini, paris hilton, pregnancy
Okay, before anybody panics, let’s run down the list:
Idiot sperm donor? Check.
Non-impaired uterus? — Let’s come back to that one.
Protruding stomach? Check.
Bigger boobs? Check.
Fatter ass? Check.
Belly rubbing thing pregnant chicks always do? Double check.
Horsemen of the apocalypse descending from the heavens? I saw a squirrel. Count it.
Ah, Jesus. Hopefully I’m wrong, and not just because Read More ...
December 20th, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, bikini, megan fox
Not unlike the star heralding the arrival of the Christ-child (I have no clue what I’m saying.), Megan Fox appeared in Hawaii over the weekend where she, too, brought great tidings of comfort and joy. — To anyone who’s ever said she has implants. Because not only are they about to burst through her skin Read More ...
October 5th, 2010 — Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, bikini, coco
Did I say Megan Fox should be Wonder Woman earlier? Because clearly I meant Coco. Coco should be Wonder Woman. I must’ve been drunk.
Photos: Splash News
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September 28th, 2010 — Dania Ramirez, Dirt, Entertainment, Photos, bikini
Here’s Entourage star Dania Ramirez hosting a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas Saturday because it’s been way too long without a swimwear post. Personally, I preferred her work as Chick Who Kills People With Her All-Black Eyes on Heroes, but that speaks more to my hatred of every single thing on Entourage than Read More ...