Entries Tagged 'Best of 2009' ↓

I almost forgot….

The Penis Button Posted: 5/7/09 I know it's 2010 already, but I honestly couldn't live with myself if I didn't pay respect to what was unquestionably the crowning moment of 2009: Kelly Ripa's Penis Button. And for those of... ...read full story


BEST OF 2009: The Rihanna Nudes

1. RIHANNA Posted: 5/8/2009 When these photos hit the Internet and Rihanna stupidly confirmed them to be the real deal, they literally destroyed every single post on this countdown. To put things in perspective, you could find a remote... ...read full story


BEST OF 2009: Dita Von Teese Goes Lesbian

2. DITA VON TEESE Posted: 10/20/2009 I think the magic of these unreleased photos is that they were taken pre-Marilyn Manson. So if you're like me, you fantasized about attaching a flux capacitor to your penis so you can... ...read full story


BEST OF 2009: Milla Jovovich Naked Time

3. MILLA JOVOVICH Posted: 9/8/2009 If these pics of Milla Jovovovich were ever removed from the Internet, the very fabric of our existence would be sucked into the resulting gap. That's how much you guys liked looking at her... ...read full story


BEST OF 2009: Britney Spears Topless

4. BRITNEY SPEARS Posted: 6/7/2009 When these photos of a dirty version of "Gimme More" leaked online, I honestly didn't think anyone would want to see Britney Spears' bare nipples covered in magic marker because it'd be a sad... ...read full story


BEST OF 2009: Heidi Montag Gets ‘Nude’

5. HEIDI MONTAG Posted: 8/14/2009 We're already halfway through the Top 10 Most Visited Posts of 2009, and somehow Heidi Montag is sitting at #5. Heidi Montag. And she's not really naked! I'm sorry, folks, but this is for... ...read full story


BEST OF 2009: Amber Rose Topless

6. AMBER ROSE Posted: 8/19/2009 After posting these pics of Amber Rose wandering around Miami topless, I learned something: If you slap tits on a weird chemo patient that has sex with Kanye West, people will look. I like... ...read full story


BEST OF 2009: Heidi Klum Covered in Chocolate

7. HEIDI KLUM Posted: 10/30/2009 PHOTOGRAPHER: I need a really hot photo shoot idea for Heidi Klum. EINSTEIN'S GHOST: Cover her naked body in chocolate sauce. PHOTOGRAPHER: .... I am so glad you haunt me. EINSTEIN'S GHOST: E =... ...read full story


BEST OF 2009: Megan Fox Fake Nude Pics

8. MEGAN FOX Posted: 12/3/2009 Despite the fact these were about as real as Xenu holding the Baby Jesus on Santa's lap, you guys flocked to these Photoshopped pics of Megan Fox that were allegedly "hacked" from her computer.... ...read full story


BEST OF 2009: Megan Fox Fake Nude Pics

8. MEGAN FOX Posted: 12/3/2009 Despite the fact these were about as real as Xenu holding the Baby Jesus on Santa's lap, you guys flocked to these Photoshopped pics of Megan Fox that were allegedly "hacked" from her computer.... ...read full story