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Audrina Patridge Belongs in a Bikini

zurza — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 00:45:50 +0000

After awkwardly dry-humping your eyes with Sarah Silverman in a bathing suit earlier, it’s only fair I post someone who was (surgically) made to be in a bikini, so here’s Audrina Patridge in Bora Bora today with whoever she’s fucking this week. Granted, there’s a questionable spot between her breasts, try thinking of this whole Read More ...

Happy Memorial Day! Love, Wonk-Boobs

zurza — Sat, 29 May 2010 02:00:00 +0000

Now that I've loaded up the site with varying amounts of intentional and unintentional sexy, I bid you adieu, o ye, readers of my dick jokes. But as a parting gift, here's three miles of tit canyon courtesy of... ...read full story

Heidi and Audrina’s breasts got cancelled

zurza — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:35:00 +0000

Civilization just became slightly less doomed. The Hills is going off the air after this season which essentially marks the end of Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag's careers, if that term even applies. Sure, they could fade away for... ...read full story

Audrina Patrdige forgets she’s 85% plastic, too

zurza — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:55:00 +0000

Despite the fact she won't admit to being recyclable herself, Audrina Patridge says she supports Heidi Montag's decision to undergo 500 reconstructive surgeries if it makes her happy. People reports: But even as the 24-year-old reality star shows he ...read full story

Audrina Patridge wants to grant your wishes

zurza — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:15:00 +0000

A midriff-baring Audrina Patridge hosted "I Dream of Audrina" last night at Dusk in Atlantic City, and has she been working out a lot lately or or am I just now noticing her abs because the Grand Canyon between... ...read full story

So Freaking Hot: Best of September

zurza — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:15:00 +0000

In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here's a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive... ...read full story

Jennifer Connelly is nipplely and other news

zurza — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:00:00 +0000

- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt tell an Italian reporter George Clooney is gay. Nakedness ensues. [PopEater] - Kate Hudson's lack of breasts has its advantages. [Lainey Gossip] - Jaleel White has an entourage who feel they're entitled to... ...read full story

Audrina Patridge does Maxim

zurza — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:40:00 +0000

Audrina Patridge poses for the October issue of Maxim, and I'm kind of disappointed they downplayed the gigantic gap between her trademark wonk-tits. However, I'm even more disappointed that these shots led to me getting in bed with a... ...read full story

Kim Zolciak gets topless for gay marriage and other news

zurza — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:25:00 +0000

- Kim & Khloe Kardashian are a hawking a new weight loss product they claim to use. So.. when does it start working? [PopEater] - Victoria Beckham makes no fucking sense. Why can't she just wear a bikini like... ...read full story

Alessandra Ambrosio redefines MILF and other news

zurza — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:15:00 +0000

- Demi Moore claims she's never had plastic surgery. Right. And I've never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater] - Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip] - Hilary Duff is pulling diva... ...read full story