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Audrina Patridge Belongs in a Bikini

August 13th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, audrina patridge, bikini

   
After awkwardly dry-humping your eyes with Sarah Silverman in a bathing suit earlier, it’s only fair I post someone who was (surgically) made to be in a bikini, so here’s Audrina Patridge in Bora Bora today with whoever she’s fucking this week. Granted, there’s a questionable spot between her breasts, try thinking of this whole Read More ...


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Happy Memorial Day! Love, Wonk-Boobs

May 29th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, audrina patridge, bikini

Now that I've loaded up the site with varying amounts of intentional and unintentional sexy, I bid you adieu, o ye, readers of my dick jokes. But as a parting gift, here's three miles of tit canyon courtesy of... ...read full story


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Heidi and Audrina’s breasts got cancelled

March 25th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, The Hills, audrina patridge, heidi montag

Civilization just became slightly less doomed. The Hills is going off the air after this season which essentially marks the end of Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag's careers, if that term even applies. Sure, they could fade away for... ...read full story


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Audrina Patrdige forgets she’s 85% plastic, too

January 15th, 2010 — Entertainment, Photos, audrina patridge, heidi montag

Despite the fact she won't admit to being recyclable herself, Audrina Patridge says she supports Heidi Montag's decision to undergo 500 reconstructive surgeries if it makes her happy. People reports: But even as the 24-year-old reality star shows he ...read full story


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Audrina Patridge wants to grant your wishes

November 2nd, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, audrina patridge

A midriff-baring Audrina Patridge hosted "I Dream of Audrina" last night at Dusk in Atlantic City, and has she been working out a lot lately or or am I just now noticing her abs because the Grand Canyon between... ...read full story


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So Freaking Hot: Best of September

September 30th, 2009 — Entertainment, NSFW, Photos, So Freaking Hot, audrina patridge, bikini, blake lively, lily allen, megan fox, milla jovovich, nipple, nude, olivia wilde, pink, teri hatcher, victoria prince

In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here's a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive... ...read full story


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Jennifer Connelly is nipplely and other news

September 12th, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, audrina patridge, brad pitt, george clooney, jaleel white, jennifer aniston, jennifer connelly, john mayer, kate hudson, matt damon, mischa barton, penelope cruz

- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt tell an Italian reporter George Clooney is gay. Nakedness ensues. [PopEater] - Kate Hudson's lack of breasts has its advantages. [Lainey Gossip] - Jaleel White has an entourage who feel they're entitled to... ...read full story


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Audrina Patridge does Maxim

September 10th, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, So Freaking Hot, audrina patridge, bikini

Audrina Patridge poses for the October issue of Maxim, and I'm kind of disappointed they downplayed the gigantic gap between her trademark wonk-tits. However, I'm even more disappointed that these shots led to me getting in bed with a... ...read full story


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Kim Zolciak gets topless for gay marriage and other news

September 2nd, 2009 — Aubrey O'Day, Entertainment, Photos, audrina patridge, jonas brothers, khloe kardashian, kim kardashian, kim zolciak, russell brand, victoria beckham

- Kim & Khloe Kardashian are a hawking a new weight loss product they claim to use. So.. when does it start working? [PopEater] - Victoria Beckham makes no fucking sense. Why can't she just wear a bikini like... ...read full story


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Alessandra Ambrosio redefines MILF and other news

September 1st, 2009 — Entertainment, Photos, alessandra ambrosio, audrina patridge, demi moore, hayden panettiere, hilary duff, nick lachey, robert pattinson, vanessa minillo

- Demi Moore claims she's never had plastic surgery. Right. And I've never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater] - Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip] - Hilary Duff is pulling diva... ...read full story


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