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Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Following Demi Moore On Twitter! OMFG!!!!11

zurza — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:15:00 +0000

The signs pointing toward Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore getting a divorce keep coming in. According to Page Six, he’s stopped following her on Twitter now because complicated adult relationships are always best-handled like you’re in fucking high school. On top of that, his alleged mistress Sara Leal (Who may or may not be the Read More ...

Ashton Kutcher Replacing Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’

zurza — Fri, 13 May 2011 05:07:49 +0000

“Remember, Desmond Hume is your constant.” Wait, wrong bearded guy. If you’re like me, you just assumed Charlie Sheen appearing on Entourage would be the most douche-filled casting news you’d hear all week and got to work engraving the trophy. Well, put down that chisel, mon frere, for au contraire, according to The Hollywood Reporter: Two sources Read More ...

Ashton Kutcher is Basically the Pool Boy

zurza — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 16:32:08 +0000

While most people aren’t buying Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s very public attempts to look like a happy couple, this latest photo posted to Twitter over the weekend actually has me convinced Ashton didn’t bang another woman. Here’s why: Demi Moore clearly dominates this relationship and has Ashton Kutcher’s balls in a safe deposit box Read More ...

GOLDEN GLOBES: Demi Moore stays home, bitches about her hair

zurza — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:40:00 +0000

While Ashton Kutcher presented at last night's Golden Globes, Demi Moore stayed at home because she was having "a bad hair day" and tweeted a pic of herself to prove it. Except one small problem: She's fucking Demi Moore.... ...read full story

UPDATE: Brittany Murphy’s autopsy ‘inconclusive’ pending toxicology report

zurza — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:10:00 +0000

For the record, no one's actually announced this, I just figured I'd beat the rush so everybody can get back to their Christmas shopping. You're welcome. UPDATE: Nailed it. Photos: Fame... ...read full story

Ashton Kutcher Wants YOU to See His Spread

zurza — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:00:00 +0000

Ashton Kutcher's new movie Spread opens today, and it involves women. In bikinis. Yet somehow it's not a biopic about the life of me. How does that even happen? Spread in Theaters August 14th. - ADVERTISEMENT - Photos: Getty... ...read full story

Mila Kunis hates talking about Ashton Kutcher

zurza — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:30:00 +0000

Seen here in the September issue of Details, Mila Kunis is apparently the world's sexiest geek who also hates talking about Ashton Kutcher. -- I want you: Video games. Greasy tacos. Wisecracks about scoring government-sanctioned weed. Meeting Mila K ...read full story

Ashton Kutcher defies God’s will, escapes death

zurza — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:45:00 +0000

Ashton Kutcher, who's apparently in Boyz II Men now, and Demi Moore's plane had to make an emergency landing yesterday in Vegas after their engine overheated, according to People: The two were flying to New York following the Las... ...read full story