zurza » angelina jolie

Angelina Jolie is Starving Herself To Save The Children. Beats Me.

zurza — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:21:29 +0000

A few weeks ago, there was a report from an alleged former assistant of Angelina Jolie‘s claiming she locks herself in the basement for hours on end performing grueling physical exercises to stay thin. Except it turns out she’s actually been starving herself to save all the poor, hungry children of the world, so I Read More ...

Angelina Jolie is See-Throughy

zurza — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:08:54 +0000

Here’s Angelina Jolie promoting Salt in Tokyo last night where she apparently wore a sheer outfit that’s just almost see-through, so bust out those squinting caps. In the meantime, Popeater reports Angelina has secured the Twitter account @AngelinaJolie, but only to stop a cyber-squatter. However, her people say she may use it in the fall Read More ...

Angelina Jolie Will See You Now

zurza — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:23:10 +0000

Here’s Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Hollywood premiere of Salt last night and after spending an entire morning focusing on an “actress” who hasn’t starred in anything relevant in the past six years, it’s nice to see some talented stars who actually got famous the old-fashioned way: Adulterous child-snatching. They’re a dying breed, Read More ...

Angelina Jolie isn’t adopting a Haitian baby. This time.

zurza — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:15:00 +0000

When Angelina Jolie went down to Haiti this week everyone immediately assumed she'd be stuffing children in her purse like Britney Spears at a wing buffet. But she assures CNN she's only there to help. For now...: "I'm always... ...read full story

Brad Pitt still loves a part of Angelina

zurza — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:55:00 +0000

Dear Every Woman Who Dreams of One Day Landing a Sophisticated Hollywood Dreamboat Who Won't Grope Your Chest at Random Moments Like Your Current Man, NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE. Love, The Superficial... ...read full story

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt are still together

zurza — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 04:30:00 +0000

Despite the fact rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie breaking up happen every nanosecond, the Internet took a collective piss in its pants Saturday night when News of the World reported the couple were drawing up custody agreements... ...read full story

Brangelina: The Statue

zurza — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:55:00 +0000

From Daniel Edwards the sculptor of Britney Giving Birth and Angelina Double Breast-Feeding comes "Brangelina Forever." Via Splash News: Destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie's relationship will persist in peoples' memories. Theirs is th ...read full story

Brad & Angelina don’t agree on politics. OH SHIT!

zurza — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:25:00 +0000

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie apparently have heated discussions over Obama, according to Us Magazine: "She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise," a ...read full story

Rosie O’Donnell: ‘I coulda banged Angelina’

zurza — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:45:00 +0000

Seen here in April, Rosie O'Donnell went on Howard Stern yesterday and seriously claimed she had a shot with Angelina Jolie just before she married Billy Bob Thornton. Us Magazine reports: "She gave me her phone number," O'Donnell recalls.... ...read full story

Taylor Momsen wears short skirts and other news

zurza — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:15:00 +0000

- Angelina Jolie apparently owns only one dress/bed sheet. [Lainey Gossip] - Beyonce has her way with Singapore's airspace. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Scott Storch admits Brooke Hogan's music sucks. [Celebslam] - Rihanna wears weird shit. ...read full story